Scratching the underside

To undertake action that is considered risky and taboo

A man returned from a drunken and chemically facilitated night out on the wrong side of the tracks. Another man, upon seeing our hero's return, quipped: "he's been scratching the underside".

by Bakelite October 2, 2012

Scotching

An obscure fetish involving temporary body modifications using transparent package tape. ( i. e. Scotch tape)

"she's really into scotching, two roles of scotch tape and I can't tell who I'm with"

by Feralphil September 16, 2018

Smirching

To look down upon in a condescending way especially in the instance of mistakes in grammar and language misuse. A derogatory rebuttal primarily used by the illiterate, uneducated, and under or unappreciated genius.

"Yo tyrrany under any democracy ain't no joke. Black lives matter. Don't no fools they take us for."said hassym. "your language usage is attrociously obscene." Said Robert. Hassym answered back, "yo don't be smirching."

by Dogwood27 January 3, 2021

Stanching

Something terrible, smelly, bad beyond comprehension

Your feet are absolutely Stanching. Your face is Stanching.

by King Stanching September 22, 2021

Scratching your arse and smelling your fingers

British • Verb Phrase
Intentionally doing something you know will cause you pain or emotional discomfort, just in order to feel something.

Person 1: This tastes absolutely disgusting.
Person 2: Why are you still eating it?

Person 1: ... I'm not really sure.
Person 2: You're just scratching your arse and smelling your fingers then, aren't you?

by Leery Loon November 26, 2021

Swatching

Swatching is when a male is giving his salami to a married lady all whilst her husband is in the corner enjoying the sights enjoying a nice cold cut sandwich

"While Mr Thunderbirke was swatching, Cole sure was giving Mrs Thunderbirke's Ole Roast Beef sandwich a proper pounding. Well until Mr Thunderbirke got a little careless and a pickle got loose from his sandwich. Cole isn't allowing anyone to swatch anymore!"

by Mr_Pudge May 9, 2022

Pap Scratching

Adj: A moment in time whereby a member of the unwashed masses will begin to furiously rub themselves against a female's "lady bits" quite often leading to friction burns or a possible fire hazard. This episode will inevitably lead to a pap smear to rule out possible infectious agents.

Joanne: God i've an awful case of the pap scratchings
Deedee: Would you like me to rub some ointment on the affected area?

by Superlicks February 9, 2010