Simon Got Head

The phrase used to recognize that Simon has asserted his dominance and has obtained the “sucky sucky ten bucky”

Yo, Simon got head? For real?
Yes bro on God I saw him the other day

by Not Dakotaz February 6, 2019

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Simon Brooker

Simon Brooker is one of a kind he comes out of the crib when its summer, spring and autumn because thats when the kiddys are ready to be kidnapped and molested in his basement. He is the pedo/nonce of Kent. He doesn't come out in winter because the children dont like the cold. He pretends to be an ice cream man at the strand and kids get lured in by his wickedness and then when the time is right he pounces.

Ahhhh Simon Brooker is going to shag me to death. This definition defins what a pedo he really is

by BenKeenan03 November 5, 2019

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Ariel Simone

super wild; an awesome girl; most likely a freak; super sweet and not a fighter, but will knock you the FUCK out!; drives the boys wild.

That's an Ariel Simone!

by kraziigagurl92 January 20, 2009

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slippery simone

A person who is a schemer and scammer.

Joe pulled a slippery simone and stole my cigarettes

by MoneyMan2009 March 9, 2009

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Norwegian Salmon Fishing

To attend a house party and have sexual intercourse with as many female party goers as possible without washing off the penis and ball sack in between the different sex partners.

Roger went to his friend Carl's house party on Saturday. Roger did a little Norwegian Salmon Fishing and hooked up with eight different girls before the party ended. When he got back home, his girlfriend gave him a sloppy blow job whereby she commented that his cock usually didn't taste as tangy as it did tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

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