Sarcasm

it's a tool utilized by photographers with scoliosis. usually leads to the punching of one's face, so that one's glasses will fall.

As per utilizing sarcasm, one must act like Jon Casas.

by Jon Casas October 30, 2010

salcasm

noun. Derived from sarcasm. This modified version of sarcasm can be heard regularly by its namesake, sally botz. Defined as an extremely excessive and/or brolic use of mostly dead phrases such as: defenitly not, you gettin it, friends, and the ever elusive- just might not be not might be. This man is a master of sarcasm and his original use of these words is unrivaled by anyone else.

"im definetly not wining in cards right now, i swear"
"i have so much to say that Im not going to say it"
Sal, can I please have my lunch money back? "your gettinnnn itttt" (i swear)
"i heard that i just might definetly like you"
"ey oh ay ohhh ayyy"
"friends"
"i heard you have friends"
"people like you"

by the founder of the word salcasm December 21, 2003

Sarcasm

When used correctly and appropriately, often the most witty form of humour. To describe it primatively, think Chandler from friends!

Hello. I'm Chandler From Friends. I am SOOO not sarcastic. Heh.Sarcasm sooooo isn't my thing.

by -----Sofi----- December 31, 2005

Sarcasm-Syndrome

A person who cannot help but be sarcastic. He lives to be sarcastic and all of his actions and words radiate sarcasm in some form or another. Even his or her walk is sarcastic.

Jordan Sarin is a sufferer of "Sarcasm-Syndrome"

by The_Keeper_Of_Secrets January 11, 2012

Sarcasmy skankiness

(n) an inflected tone of voice incorporating sarcastic speech with slutty verbage.

Its my JOB. I mean, where would the world be without my sarcasmy skankiness?

by teh owl August 10, 2009

Sarcasmea

A medical condition defined as an involuntary and uncontrolable need to be sarcastic.

I don't mean to be rude, but my sarcasmea is flaring up today.

by Dragonking109 December 21, 2010

sarcasm bait

a sarcastic statement used as a test of sarcasm and/or affiliation. Used slyly, the person making the statement uses it to gain knowledge of a person's political, religious, sexual, or hobbyist interests by appearing to be on the side of the person they're talking to.

Alan: "Our Exxon Valdez rig doesn't need no stinking EPA regulations."

(ObLIvious) MIke: Yeah, money-grubbing EPA.
(Keen) Jerry: True, but that was sarcasm bait.

Alan: You're an asshole, Jerry, for saying that there should be no environmental regulation.

by Vuilmon November 30, 2011