swab

an acronym for Shanked With A Bullet

Due to the superior feeling caused by stabbing someone with a knife in the gaming world, swab or swabbed is used to ridicule an opponent after an especially superior kill. Since a shank is essentially a pointed object, to swab someone basically means to shank them at range.

ch00bs4uc3: Dangit I died!
xXxNubSlayerxXx: Oh baby, you've just been swabbed!

by Omberto January 19, 2010

swagster

embracing much swagger while subtly resembling a hipster.

"seen that blog? its so swag"

"having a blog is very hipster"

"its swagster"

Pharrell

by moumink May 2, 2011

cunt swab

1. The male member, an instrument used to thoroughly "clean out" a woman's vagina.
2. A particularly pathetic individual.

1. I didn't know whether I could marry him, til I saw his mean cunt swab, that is.
2. Man, that fucking cunt swab ate the last oreo!

by shwafioso April 6, 2006

cotton swab

a word used to acknowledge when you or someone else knowinly say a sexual slur or pun

dude you think she will come out and play with us........ cotton swab

by TAF119 March 16, 2009

slop swab

A napkin or serviette, used to wipe crumbs and gravy from your mouth at dinner.

Otto wiped his chops with a slob swab.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Sabs

C'est moi! (it's me! for all you non french understanding people). Sorry, I just had to put this up here. I know its probably going to be quality controlled and then deleted, but everyone else does it...I just felt like having my name on UD :P

"Sabs! What are you doing...thats superglue!"
"I love Sabs"
"Sabs truly is the best at everything."

by Sabz November 6, 2004

Slabs

Big nipples.

She had some slabs on er' tho for real

by ChakaKhan187 June 14, 2011