Definitions by shwafioso

cunt swab 

1. The male member, an instrument used to thoroughly "clean out" a woman's vagina.
2. A particularly pathetic individual.

1. I didn't know whether I could marry him, til I saw his mean cunt swab, that is.
2. Man, that fucking cunt swab ate the last oreo!

cunt swab by shwafioso April 6, 2006