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Sunrise Superwank

When you wake up with a dead, floppy and unresponsive arm after sleeping on it all night and since it’s the morning you want to whack one out with the fresh hardy, use the dead arm and it almost..feels..like..you get the picture.
1. Steeeve bro, swear I had the maddest sunrise superwank this morning, felt a bit like Stylax from Plebs. I almost achieved nirvana. Swear down.

2. Broski, my Sunrise Superwank was so bomb this morning. Literally one in a million. In my dream I was with Megan Fox and I woke up to the nicest surprise my guy. Dead arm + morning bash = chakras aligned. You’ve GOTTA try it bro.
by Woo Back Baby September 30, 2020
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sunrise highrise

The sheets were tented by my morning erection, that I refer to as my sunrise Highrise, even before I open my eyes in the morning
by Mr Fabulastic May 19, 2017
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sunrise avenue

A Rock/Pop Band from Finland. The 5 band members are absolutely the hottest boys in the universe. Samu Haber, Riku Rajamaa, Sami Osala, Raul Ruutu & Osmo Ikonen. Their music make people feel better and they melt all our hearts with their accents.
by habersophie January 1, 2017
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Dirty Sunrise

To wake up a loved one, friend or a stranger by farting in close proximity to thier face, whilst whispering, 'Good morning'
Craig woke his wife at 4am this morning with a Dirty Sunrise!
by Howard Towers December 7, 2020
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Tobacco sunrise

When during sex, typically with a country girl. A male will spit dip inside the girls vagina and then stick his penis inside the vagina with the dip inside.
"Dude I had Rebacca over last night, We did a tobacco sunrise"
by NaW_Chubbs December 3, 2022
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idaho sunrise

When you black out one night and you

wake up with your shlong still in a girls vagina and it's very pruny
Robby: Bro why are you all sad?
Kyle: I drank to much last night and woke up to a idaho sunrise
by Jayhawk13591 August 14, 2017
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Ocean Sunrise

When your wife or girlfriend wants you to view the sun rise with her while on vacation and you’re passed out she takes out her strapon and pegs you to wake you up.
How was your vacation, Randy? “It was great until Carolyn gave me an Ocean Sunrise. I don’t know why she just doesn’t set the alarm instead.”
by Stuckinpa June 18, 2021
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