When you wake up with a dead, floppy and unresponsive arm after sleeping on it all night and since it’s the morning you want to whack one out with the fresh hardy, use the dead arm and it almost..feels..like..you get the picture.
1. Steeeve bro, swear I had the maddest sunrise superwank this morning, felt a bit like Stylax from Plebs. I almost achieved nirvana. Swear down.
2. Broski, my Sunrise Superwank was so bomb this morning. Literally one in a million. In my dream I was with Megan Fox and I woke up to the nicest surprise my guy. Dead arm + morning bash = chakras aligned. You’ve GOTTA try it bro.
2. Broski, my Sunrise Superwank was so bomb this morning. Literally one in a million. In my dream I was with Megan Fox and I woke up to the nicest surprise my guy. Dead arm + morning bash = chakras aligned. You’ve GOTTA try it bro.
by Woo Back Baby September 30, 2020
Get the Sunrise Superwankmug. The sheets were tented by my morning erection, that I refer to as my sunrise Highrise, even before I open my eyes in the morning
by Mr Fabulastic May 19, 2017
Get the sunrise highrisemug. 1. To begin one's day with dick and a coffee/tea
2. To wake up to an orgasm, followed by tea/ coffee
2. To wake up to an orgasm, followed by tea/ coffee
A Santiago sunrise before the gym is a great way to start the day.
She'd marry him, but his Santiago sunrise game is weak.
She'd marry him, but his Santiago sunrise game is weak.
by AdamWarlock June 27, 2019
Get the Santiago Sunrisemug. When you black out one night and you
wake up with your shlong still in a girls vagina and it's very pruny
wake up with your shlong still in a girls vagina and it's very pruny
by Jayhawk13591 August 14, 2017
Get the idaho sunrisemug. When your wife or girlfriend wants you to view the sun rise with her while on vacation and you’re passed out she takes out her strapon and pegs you to wake you up.
How was your vacation, Randy? “It was great until Carolyn gave me an Ocean Sunrise. I don’t know why she just doesn’t set the alarm instead.”
by Stuckinpa June 18, 2021
Get the Ocean Sunrisemug. waking up, finding yourself passed out in a sink, proceeding to look up porn on your computer, and jerking off into a piece of paper as the sun rises because you've got nothing better to do.
by jonny September 15, 2003
Get the the sunrise petmug. (noun) When a male has a sexual dream leading to unconscious ejaculation. Immediately after waking up, the person feels horny and has the urge to masturbate.
by the REAL REAL cookie monster May 18, 2011
Get the sticky sunrisemug.