stump chops

to grow sideburns like the masses of Patrick Stump
Did you see his stump chops? They look like t-bone steaks!
by LPrk15 July 16, 2008
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Stump Slave

A person who has their arms and legs cut off so that they become completely reliant on another person.
Eric is such a stump slave. His gf got him his job and controls everything and he just says yes. I mean he's not just pussy whipped, the dude actually cut off his arms and legs and flops around waiting to get fed and fapped.
by GapingAspHole September 17, 2014
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[cunt]stumped

When a woman's potential to get laid by a man is thwarted by her girlfriend.
Lindsay, on the verge of going home with John the supermodel for the evening, was suddenly cuntstumped by Simone her bitter, resentful, and inebriated best friend who claimed she lost her keys and needed a ride home.
by Dumbass Dave May 03, 2006
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Dick stump

Only a little bit of the base of the dick left after being cut off brutally with knife or machete. Normally done during an erection. This is usually done by another male. Doing such a thing may have many motives.
Bill: you suck Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: ..........
Bill: I swear I will make you a dick stump
by Sick eyeball March 09, 2012
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Stump Tugger

Lesbian. When lesbians stretch their clitoris to the point that they have miniature penises. A common practice among carpet lickers.
Why is her clit so big it looks like a cock? 'Cause she is a "stump tugger!"
by echomania January 18, 2010
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Monkey Stump

The base of your spine where your monkey tail would have been before you evolved.
I just broke my monkey stump when skateboarding
by Monkee mischief February 13, 2011
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stump

They Call him Stump because he his All Root!
Some walk up and put it in, Stump puts it in and walks up.
by Jason September 10, 2004
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