Courtesy stretch

Tugging on your man meat to engorge for photo op, ideal for growers not showers

I hope you gave it the courtesy stretch before you sent that snap of your man meat

by STEPHH JONESS November 15, 2017

Swedish stretch

When someone pulls their dick almost to the breaking point on a regular basis in order to increase the length over time

Danny told me he tried to give himself the Swedish stretch over the weekend and ended up in the ER…

by catmommy42069 November 27, 2022

Stretch Wep

When a woman uses her thumb and index finger to grab a hold of her clitoris and pull it so far out, to the literal point of it shaping out to look like a penis. But It only last for a few minutes.

"I tried this new thing with my girl called a stretch wep."

"Damn, I heard those are hot"

by Sexybeast1090 June 30, 2017

Stretch Lemur

The act of painting a small rodent black and white (like a lemur tail) and inserting ones dong inside it's bum and out it's mouth. Then screwing some hot babe with it on your lap rocket.

Guy 1: "So how did prom go?"
Guy 2: "It was going good until her mom asked me to give her a Stretch Lemur, then It went great!"

by Silent Z 91 May 18, 2011

Santa Stretch

A term referring to the 3 straight, full weeks of school that follow Thanksgiving break and preceed Christmas break.

John: Hey. Welcome back from Thanksgiving break!

Susan: Yeah, and now the Santa stretch begins. I can't wait till Christmas!

by InnerBeautyShows97 December 2, 2013

stretching the truth

Refers to the enormous sideways "expanding" of the "honesty line" (i.e., the "straight 'n' narrow" ink-trace that is drawn when the subject is not lying) that occurs whenever Hap Shaughnessy takes a polygraph test while reciting one of his grandiose tales of phenomenal past accomplishments/escapades.

When his fellow villagers disgustedly waved off his amazing tales of howling adventures and intrigue during his trip as an ambassador, Will Rogers indignantly snorted that he hoped that a building would fall in on him if he'd "padded the facts" at all about his recent political adventures, and a huge brick chimney immediately did collapse and shower him with bricks and powdery mortar-dust (he wasn't hurt -- no worries). Kind of a crude and "extreme" polygraph-device, but it did indeed show that Will had evidently been stretching the truth somewhat.

by QuacksO April 16, 2019

Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.

Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!

by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008