stand-up-for-jesus

short hairstyle popular among 18-24 year-old gay men (mostly overly made-up club goers) -- heavy use of gel or palmade resulting in a small, stiff tussle of hair (sometimes with blond streaks) in front.

"He can't be too straight-acting with that mighty stand-up-for-jesus."

by plsg March 14, 2003

stand-up decision

1. a conclusion or judgment made after smoking too much marijuana and standing up from one's sedentary position

2. the altered choice to remain stationary after having smoked too marijuana and standing up with the intention of going somewhere

3. a decision made after realizing one has smoked too much marijuana and is consequently too lethargic to move

Gosh Julia, that sure was a stand-up decision we made to not go to the museum. Let's smoke some more!

by sixchairs January 4, 2009

stand up comedy

boner joke

(haha get it cause your pp stands up when you get it)

cock joke? more like stand up comedy

by Hehe I cheated April 25, 2021

Stand Up Pants

Pants specifically worn for standing or dancing when going out. If seated while wearing the Stand Up Pants, your muffin top and/or jelly rolls become much more visible. These pants also may be very tight, or the button may come undone upon the act of sitting.
Hince the name "Stand Up Pants."

Could also be used as an excuse to not sit down with a guy who is a turn off.

Girl 1: I wish I could go talk to the guy sitting at the bar, but I'm wearing my Stand Up Pants!
Girl 2: Oh, that's too bad!

Guy: Do you wanna sit and talk?
Girl: Oh no, I'm wearing my Stand Up Pants. Sorry.

by hiimbing June 9, 2010

Stand up to

To beat someone physically unconscious

I had to stand up to this guy the other day and he wasn't standing up after I had got done with him

by Savy my nigga January 14, 2019

stand your ground

When you fart mid-conversation with a person or group of people, and maintain your position after someone has expressed their displeasure with either the sound or smell.

Stan: "Dude it stinks, did you just cut one?"
You: "sorry about that."
Stan: "oh man, now you're gonna stand your ground?"
You: "absolutely. "

by Hugh Gasol August 31, 2013

Stand Up Sportsman’s Double

When a father and son have a threesome with the neighbors ex wife while making eye contact at the moment of ejaculation.

My dad and I had always fancied the neighbors wife but I didn’t think we would ever have a stand up sportsman’s double.

by All Bets Hedged July 27, 2021