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Social Media Stalker

A new twist on those who obsessively follow someone who is not interested in a relationship. Wherever the victim goes and whatever the victim does in the world of social media, the Social Media Stalker is there.
Jadine: He comments on every Facebook status update, photo, and post. And now he's on Twitter, obsessively responding to my every Tweet. I know he'll find me on MySpace any day now. HELLO: I am NOT interested, dude.

Serena: Sounds like you've got more than just a facebook stalker. Sounds like a full-out Social Media Stalker.
by SocialMediaFox May 9, 2009
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Facebook Stalking

Facebook Stalking, like regular stalking, allows the stalker to secretly gather information about the person they are interested in; the stalkee if you will. Unlike regular stalking, Facebook Stalking is less likely to have an illegal component and is generally accepted by it's voyeuristic victims. The argument being, that if you didn't want others to know about your life, you wouldn't post it all over the internet.
Person 1: Do you have a crush on Billy?

Person 2: I'm not sure yet, I need to go home and do some Facebook Stalking first.
by Jenny Caruso December 20, 2008
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george orwell banana stalking

When a person, usually a man, follows a girl into an open, person-less field without her knowing, and stabs her in the ass with a banana.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl looks like she's headed into an open, person-less field. I should totally pull a george orwell banana stalking.
Guy 2: Here, take this banana I was going to enjoy with my lunch.

*LATER*

Girl: OW! THERE'S A BANANA IN MY ASS! WHO THE FUCK DID THAT?
by there's four of us January 25, 2009
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stalkee

Someone who is being stalked by the stalker. Usually the person is hot. Sometimes used to replace the name of the person so they don't find out.
Taylor: OMG did you see Stalkee today?
Me: yessss omg he is soo hot!!
Taylor: I know!!
Stewie: Who's the Stalkee?
Me: umm no one... *Stalkee stands right behind me*
by Ilovestalkee!! January 23, 2009
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myspace stalker

Somebody who sends endless amounts of time trolling myspace usually in pursuit of myspace whores and cam whores.

Female stalkers often spend as much time stalking "cool" males as other females who could fall under the myspace whore catagory.

Male stalkers are known for sending female users lots of cheesy pick up lines and cock shots.
I just got another penis picture from another myspace stalker.

Yeah, I hate that... but I spent all last night checking out hot goth bois.
by pdx23 April 10, 2006
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stalkered

To be intentionally wrecked out of a race by another player in an online racing game.
I was leading the race until I got stalkered.
by speedracer X May 2, 2008
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gang stalking rat

A person that sets someone up for gang stalking for any reason using any means at their disposal, usually including money and/or lies.
"I heard "Joey the organized crook" caught some guy talking up his girlfriend. He went to his "boss" and made up some crap about this guy knowing too much about their "business". The boss put the guy on the "list". Joey's a low down gang stalking rat."
by HP23 September 7, 2006
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