Police officer: i have a S.P.I.C.
by notaspic December 16, 2008
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Acronym for Small Penis Aggression Syndrome. A condition common in Central Europe and in the United States of America.
SYMPTOMS: The condition manifests in human males as aggressive positioning, displays of attempted superiority, and physical aggressiveness.
CAUSE: The condition is caused by males being born with undersized genetalia. This leads to social imbalance and a above normal drive for over compensation.
WARNING SIGNS: Small dick usaully accompanied my obsessive behaviours usually involving sports, firearms, or automobiles.
SEE ALSO: micropenis
Acronym for Small Penis Aggression Syndrome. A condition common in Central Europe and in the United States of America.
SYMPTOMS: The condition manifests in human males as aggressive positioning, displays of attempted superiority, and physical aggressiveness.
CAUSE: The condition is caused by males being born with undersized genetalia. This leads to social imbalance and a above normal drive for over compensation.
WARNING SIGNS: Small dick usaully accompanied my obsessive behaviours usually involving sports, firearms, or automobiles.
SEE ALSO: micropenis
FRIEND 1:John showed up to the club thinking he was a boss. Wouldn't shut up about how fast his truck is.
FRIEND 2: It's probably just S.P.A.S., all his exs say he is 2 inches.
FRIEND 2: It's probably just S.P.A.S., all his exs say he is 2 inches.
by Syn(Tax) Error January 10, 2019
Get the S.P.A.S. mug.did u see the guy who has a mangina! I R.O.F.L.M.A.O.S.P 'd so hard!!!! how the fuck does he have sex?
by neobomb3r April 25, 2011
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by s.p.w December 21, 2009
Get the s.p.w mug.1. a penis so small that it doesn't have the length required to generate hangage, giving the appearance that it is in a state of constant erectness.
2. Unit of measure based on the penis size of Wilco Jancala. One A.S.P is equal to one billionth of an inch.
2. Unit of measure based on the penis size of Wilco Jancala. One A.S.P is equal to one billionth of an inch.
1) I have to wear special pants so that no one realizes that I'm sporting an a.s.p (always stiff penis).
2) No dude, my dick is at LEAST two asp lengths.
2) No dude, my dick is at LEAST two asp lengths.
by Wilco Jancala November 9, 2009
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Best used in text form in place of A.S.A.P. (As Soon As Possible) when you want a person to think you're rushing to do something or be somewhere and actually it isn't really a priority.
The fact that it may be misheard/read as A.S.A.P. leads to the acronym being useful for setting up an excuse for lateness.
Best used in text form in place of A.S.A.P. (As Soon As Possible) when you want a person to think you're rushing to do something or be somewhere and actually it isn't really a priority.
The fact that it may be misheard/read as A.S.A.P. leads to the acronym being useful for setting up an excuse for lateness.
Hey, are you coming to my party?
Yeah, sure, I'll be there A.S.P.
OK then. (Ah, he must mean A.S.A.P.)
Yeah, sure, I'll be there A.S.P.
OK then. (Ah, he must mean A.S.A.P.)
by FreemDeem February 15, 2010
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Is she Hot?
Is she Single?
Did you get in her Pants yet?
Is she Hot?
Is she Single?
Did you get in her Pants yet?
by Gabe Q February 22, 2011
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