Chav speak 

words that don't make sense chained together in a way that you get the geral understanding. lol.

chav speak:
oi init bruvv, got my 4 by 4 ravers and bass line skankers init sket. we goin to blow this place out wicked blud. ahhh mate thats well dog has it bluddd oi lets sketchit yo ay and hit the legs this is well waffle munter bruv.

translation

im ready to party. lets rock it. this crap let go.

Chav speak by 96love June 28, 2009

AOL speak

Different from leetspeak, AOL speak involves shortening words to the smallest form possible, such as shortening "you" and "your" to "u" and "ur."

It often is seen over other messaging programs, and it also is seen on internet message boards, much to the chagrin of readers who dislike the laziness associated with not typing the additional characters in longer posts, as the text becomes impossible to read.

"Your fly is down," translated: "ur fly is dn."

AOL speak by Billfred January 30, 2005

Republican speak 

The dehumanizing belittling puposely-misinforming propaganda of greedy elitests who pretend to want less government in the hopes that the masses will not catch on that they actually need big government to sell to, big government to tax the masses, big government to lobby for and against, "freedom" to payoff politicians to lower their fair share of taxes. All in the hopes that you can forget what you learned through your faith, kindergarden, grade school, and high school that was decent, wholesome, fair, ethical and humane so you don't start a revolution like the French Revolution and end them.

"Those people in New Orleans deserve what they got." Barbara Bush-Interviewed one week after Huricane Katrina. True republican speak.

"Uh, I'll have to get back to you on that." Senator John McCain, The Maverick when asked asked how many properties he and his multi-millionaire wife owned.

The republican speak party is like a welfare crack mom. They want the government to pay for their well being. While doing and supporting illegal drugs and nothing for anybody else. Producing kids to make more money only for themselves while the kid starves looking at his 300 lb "mom." And then not want the government to tell them what to do once they got the money.

Republican speak by psychobabbleculvercity March 30, 2011

Wall Speak

The pretentious, overly complex language used in business realms to describe simplistic ideas. Very similar to MBAese. The opposite of straight talk. Often used between business associates to confuse one another and make screwing one another over that much easier. The term originated on Wall Street, the center of business douchebaggery in the United States.

Person 1: "Well, this quarter we need to liquidate the losses, stakeholder, derivative, subprime lending, yada yada yada"

Person 2: "Man, just quit talking Wall Speak and get to the point."

Wall Speak by slicknick2208 November 1, 2011

Let Me Speak To Your Manager 

The classic phrase of a Karen when they get mad (basically, every five minutes)

Random girl *on the phone*: Hóla Mama! ¿Quieres algo en la tienda?
Karen: HEY, LITTLE GIRL, THIS IS AMERICA! SPEAK FRICKING ENGLISH!
Girl: No uuuuuu
Karen: DID YOU JUST SPEAK BACK TO ME?!?!?
Girl: Ummm, yeah, that’s how a conversation works, Karen
Karen: LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER

Girl: ........ I’m a kid

Let Me Speak To Your Manager by MemeFace November 9, 2020

chip speak 

A language spoken by "affluent" males (age 14 - 35) from Connecticut.

Phil said "Todd and I are going to play a quick game of squash on my private course, why don't you have your driver drop you off here".

Rick responded "Phil chill with all that chip speak, you know I take the bus every where"

chip speak by Ben Franklins February 7, 2008

Headline Speak 

Speaking with extreme brevity, in the way of a news headline. A natural shift in language for the Gen Y gang who thrives on Tweets, Emot-icons, and Vanity Plates.

Instead of saying, "It has been discovered that Captain John Smith engaged in sexual relations with a Native Indian woman known as Pocahontas", I used my Headline Speak and said, "Captain Boned a Native".

Headline Speak by Slugworthy March 30, 2011