Shart Tampon

A wad of toilet paper or an an old sock stuffed into the back of one's underwear to curb the effects of chronic sharting.

I farted hot liquid into my underwear. What i need to do now that i'm cleaned up is use a Shart Tampon.

by Herman P. Willis November 5, 2008

Jean-Paul Sartre

A French philosopher, political activist, novelist, and playwright, among his varied portfolio. His philosophy primarily concerned existentialism, in which he was highly influenced by Heideggar, Husserl, and the founders of the subject, Kierkegaard and Nietzsche. His ideas on existentialism have come to define the subject. Among his numerous highly-acclaimed works, his most popular include "No Exit," "The Wall," "Being and Nothingness," and "Nausea."

You'll have to excuse me, I'm having an existential crisis due to having read "No Exit" by Jean-Paul Sartre...

by nolan g. November 28, 2009

Shart

The word is a combination of "shit" and "fart"---you get the idea. It's when you let out a massive fart and end up with some hershey stains on your drawers/panties.

Hey, where is that smell coming from? Ewww, I think he just sharted!

by funniegurl June 18, 2006

shart

when you needa do a smelly as ripper and then you push a bit too hard and you do a little pellet in your pants. (sometimes not that little). can come in great amounts, depends on how hard you push.

"I was bored in class and i cut the cheese"
" i can smell that... it smells like more than a fart"
"yeah i just sharted.."
"OH YOU FUCKEN SMELL MAN GO HAVE A WASH"
"no i like the warm sensation trickling down my leg"
"oh dude im gonna puke"

*vomit*

*shart*

by _carri0n_ October 1, 2009

Tally Hall Shart Gif

A gif of a man violently sharting inside a bathroom stall. With a caption in impact font saying "Tally Hall" which is a reference to a popular band of the same name. This gif is commonly used for it's shock factor in discord servers. Mainly the occult V2 (previously known as r/lemon demon)

some dude: Hey you seen the tally hall shart gif?
other dude: no
some dude: *posts said gif*

by cabinet ass April 30, 2021

shart

A fart that expels small ammounts of feces.

"Oh my God! I just sharted!" Exclaimed a humiliated Mark as he ran through the art room, knocking over a TV in his rush to get out the back door. A feeble attempt to save his dignity.

by ickabodCANE February 26, 2004

shartass

(n.) Someone who constantly attempts to entertain others by the act of farting but eventually meets their due fate by accidently shitting their pants.

One day Bob sharted while we were playing basketball at the YMCA, I can't stand that shartass.

by Johnny Behind the Rock April 22, 2010