smurfy

used to describe something really cool :)

Rupert: Im made up this amazing rap
Phillipa: That's so smurfy!

smurfy by BarbieDollTilly March 4, 2010

smurf pussy 

beaten pussy that becomes black and blue after constant poundage

or when a blue midget crawls into a pussy

i fucked that bitch so hard i gave that her a smurf pussy

look out smurf in the hole

smurf pussy by fat sweaty chode October 6, 2008

papa smurf 

When a girl is giving head and you shove it down her throat so hard that she can't breathe, then you plaster your white cum on her blue face and viola!!!! Its Papa Smurf!!!!

I pulled the ol' papa smurf on your mom the other night, your dad was laughing his ass off.

papa smurf by Polar Bear December 5, 2004

smurfnurblin 

To be depressingly aroused; an extreme desire for sexual satisfaction that results in a bout of anxiety.

"Kerrrrrrry...Smuuurfnurblin..." cried Daniel.

smurfnurblin by Kevin Rychel October 12, 2004

smurfism

racism towards blue people.

I feel smurfism towards the blue characters in the new feature film Avatar.

smurfism by EGSqueegy February 15, 2010

bang em smurf

former g unit member who now has beef with all current members of g unit.he also rolls with domination

bang em smurf ripped 50

bang em smurf by DROOPY November 27, 2004

go get smurfed 

To tell someone to go to sleep and wake up by getting whacked across the face by a penis.

Smokey: To hell with you!
Smokeys lil bro: Go get smurfed!

go get smurfed by Smokeys lil bro January 30, 2005