Pulling a smarty

Making an incredibly stupid decision and not knowing why you were stupid.

Chilled is pulling a smarty.

by Baneofexistence February 25, 2021

fuck ‘em all, big and small

A popular foul mouthed phrase used to effectively disparage everyone when you are pissed off and generally disgusted with the human race.

My dad used to say, “fuck ‘em all, big and small and use the rest for pallbearers!”

by Dr Bunnygirl November 28, 2019

ass smack microwave

To hit somone in the ass with the door of the microwave as they walk by. This is done by pushing the button that opens the microwave door timing it so they get a noticable tap on the ass.
Make sure to have some sort of heated food in there so as to protect yourself for any sort of trouble you may get into, apparently some people don't like getting a tap on the ass...

i didnt want to get fired for sexual misconduct so i pulled off an ass smack microwave on that hot secretary downstairs just to see that nice oooo face she makes.

by desktop peev June 13, 2006

Dome Smash

Dome Smash: To inflict damage upon a person's head (dome). Typically performed with an individual's fists and feet, more advanced techniques include exterior objects such as: poles, wood blocks, hammers and curbs. Similarly, there is a metaphorical dome smash. This is commonly used after a night of drinking to indicate serious intoxication and loss of memory.

Sonny Bono died from a severe dome smash upon a tree

I got my dome smashed pretty hard last night, after beer-bonging that 1/5 of vodka I don't remember anything

by Voldarath May 4, 2009

keep your circle small

This means to pick your friends, and stay away from snakes.

Keep your circle small be careful who you trust.

by Clout Boy Ralph January 31, 2018

street smarts

Intelligence gained outside of school. Just as useful as book smarts, and in many cases more so. It can be divided into 4 categories.

1.Getting Along With Others- Knowing which questions to ask and not asking too many,being polite and friendly, but also being assertive.

2.Common Sense- Knowing who you can trust, which areas in town are good and which are bad, etc.

3.Self-defense-Knowing how to fight and fend off an attacker, especially if you are small.

4.BS-detection-Knowing when people are trying to fuck you over, reading their intentions, and knowing that most corporate advertisements are complete bullshit.

Dave Thomas founded Wendy's without school because he had street smarts.

by twibbix August 21, 2005

Go Smack

To holla at a girl
or to try and get with a girl

AY SAHN THERE GO TIERRA YOU BETTER GO SMACK
BEFORE HER BOYFRIEND COME

by Yungboy RayRay August 19, 2008