Smilf

A fat chick with short skinny legs, also known as a blobsicle, For being a blob on two "popsicle" sticks.

"Dude last night i fucked a smilf."

by Salmon dragon. December 10, 2006

smilf

A Smuda I'd Like To Fuck. See smuda.

That asian chick is a total smilf.

by hehsmuda January 3, 2008

SILF

Baily and/or Ridgly (Sisters of Smapdey). Also see the The B&R

Boy, smap's sister's are deffenately silfs. Especialy those tits and edible training bra!

by Chester January 11, 2005

sidlfidl

pronounced like you're saying "sittle fittle" very quickly.

That salty, sulfuric smell in the air, water, and food that one encounters in many coastal regions. It's peculiar and unsettling.

"My clothes smell like the beach, but not in a good way."

"Dude, that's sidlfidl."

by Brantley April 26, 2008

SILF

Per an application (Naughty Gifts) on the facebook: a "Sheep I'd Like to Fuck"

On Brokeback Mountain, Jack's ass was not the only thing that Ennis lusted for. There were a multitude of SILFs to deflower and so Ennis brought a new "silence" to the lambs.

by theportangel June 13, 2008

SMILF

broken smile

This can represent either a half hearted attempt to smile
-or-
A faked smile to hide your true emotions

I was depressed and my attempt at smiling was no more than a SMILF.

I SMILF'd at that jerk Joe who thinks he's my friend even though I publicly dislike him.

by xkcd42 February 26, 2009

SILF

Slut I'd Like to Fuck

Despite sluts are possibly diseased, it doesn't stop me from fucking them. All I have to do is put on a rubber. If they're ugly, no brown paper bag or rubber. The hot sluts are always a SILFs.

by Jamesbobond August 20, 2011