Shrek 

The bible

I'm going to church to watch Shrek.

Shrek by Lord of all nerds January 30, 2020

Shrek 

The best person in the world. All you bitches should be proud.

Shrek is amazing.

Shrek by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

Shrek 

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Loser 1:"Have you seen Shrek 5 yet?"

Loser 2:"You mean have I seen the reincarnation of god yet?"

Shrek by Sbub March 20, 2020

Shrek 

A demigod to the geniuses who have joined the cult called The Union. Shrek is the messenger for our Lord and savior Cthulhu. Shrek is also a green ogre. He will also murder you for not bowing down to him or Cthulhu.

Person 1: Who is Shrek?
Person 2: Shrek is the amazing messenger for our Lord Cthulhu! He is a demigod and he is a green ogre!
Person 1: Wow!

Shrek by A_guy_named_Tom April 15, 2020

Shrek 

a synonym for God, and the anwser to everything.

Person 1; What's the best movie ever.
Person 2; Shrek
Person 1; Who's the migthigest god in the universe
Person 2; Shrek'
Person 1; Who has the biggest penis on the planet¨
Person 2; Shrek

Shrek by yesitchaboialfred April 24, 2020

shrek 

cool green guy with donkey friend

"Do you know that cool green guy with donkey friend?"
"Shrek?"
"yes"

shrek by if ya slurp, ya get tha herp April 28, 2020

shrek 

a magical dude that beats you if you go in his swamp.

donkey: im gonna go in that swamp
shrek: gimme dat ass

shrek by jnkfnvinu May 7, 2020