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Loser 1:"Have you seen Shrek 5 yet?"

Loser 2:"You mean have I seen the reincarnation of god yet?"
Shrek by Sbub March 20, 2020
A demigod to the geniuses who have joined the cult called The Union. Shrek is the messenger for our Lord and savior Cthulhu. Shrek is also a green ogre. He will also murder you for not bowing down to him or Cthulhu.
Person 1: Who is Shrek?
Person 2: Shrek is the amazing messenger for our Lord Cthulhu! He is a demigod and he is a green ogre!
Person 1: Wow!
Shrek by A_guy_named_Tom April 15, 2020
a synonym for God, and the anwser to everything.
Person 1; What's the best movie ever.
Person 2; Shrek
Person 1; Who's the migthigest god in the universe
Person 2; Shrek'
Person 1; Who has the biggest penis on the planet¨
Person 2; Shrek
Shrek by yesitchaboialfred April 24, 2020
"Do you know that cool green guy with donkey friend?"
"Shrek?"
"yes"
a magical dude that beats you if you go in his swamp.
donkey: im gonna go in that swamp
shrek: gimme dat ass
shrek by jnkfnvinu May 7, 2020