fuck shit

A pathetic attempt of swearing or insulting another person in defence or randomness

Guy1: Your so fat
Guy2: fuck shit

by Edlim August 13, 2006

I don't shit a fuck

From Cyanide and Happiness, this rendition of 'I don't give a fuck' is made more epic shit. Used when you want to really show someone you don't even give a flying fuck what they think.

A: I got a new phone
B: Shut up
A: It's twice as-
B: I don't shit a fuck!
A: But the processor
B: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Ceastra September 19, 2014

Shit balls fuck

the point where shit got so real that shitballs just doesn't cover it!

Your friends dating your ex? Shit balls fuck!

by Tshizzle77 June 13, 2015

Fuck-shit

1. Most of the time used in the context as a swear word, like when someone says "SHIT!", but this is even worse. This can only be used in a sure time of horror or fuck-ness.

2. This word can also mean "Fuck....Shit", like telling someone to go fuck shit...por it can be used to call someone a "Fuck-shit"

1. "HOLY FUCK-SHIT I FORGOT TO FEED MY DOG FOR THREE WEEKS!"

2. Hey, you...FUCK SHIT!

2. ext... "YOU FUCK-SHIT!"

by Aclockwork3 June 1, 2004

oh shit oh fuck

used if something goes wrong or if someone dies

joe:*dies*
h: he just died oh shit oh fuck

by fucjking h August 17, 2019

Shit is fucked up and bullshit

Commentary on the economy during 2011 Occupy Wall Street protests. The grammar may be wrong, but the sentiment is there.

Suit: Get a job you lazy hippie!

Protester: Hey man, don't you know shit is fucked up and bullshit on Wall Street? There aren't any jobs left.

by 99Percent October 14, 2011

King Shit of Fuck Mountain

An ironic, white collar phrase best used at the most inappropriate time possible to emphasize how effective you are at beating the corporate bureaucracy. Will simultaneously impress and threaten your fellow coworkers, be they management consultants, lawyers, or investment bankers.

Setting: Office war room on the eve of a major consulting client presentation.

White guy one: Does that discounted cash flow model have a macro coded for…

White guy two: Does it have a macro? Are you fucking kidding me?!? I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain. That Excel spreadsheet would suck my cock at the stroke of a key if I told it to. It’s got a macro for your mom for Christ sake!

by gelf February 20, 2009