Sharpies

The ridiculously easy way to get high. Easily accessible by many age groups. Most popular among tweens who sniff it constantly, but often get tired and would rather small the cherry scented markers instead. Some schools have realized that these markers are dangerous, so they watch their students carefully use them. Just like when they handle white out and glue.

Elaine: Ooh! Sharpies!
Matt: Yea!..
Elaine: Give me one! *sniffs* Do you think we could get high off of this?
Matt: *shrugs and sniffs them,too*

by Mistycloudx101 June 15, 2008

sharted

when you fart so hard that a little piece of shit comes out

oh no, i just sharted all over my undershorts

by paul t. January 27, 2004

sharted

when you shit and fart at the same time

jimmy sat down and thought he farted but he really sharted

by heaven 01 May 13, 2005

sharted

when u try to fart and a little shit comes out

Dude we gotta go i sharted, ??, tryed to fart and little shit came out

by steadler0 February 19, 2008

Shartist

One who regards the fibers of his or her cotton briefs as a canvas to be painted upon.

After that taco bell and fruit salad, I feel like making a shartist rendering of the Mona Lisa

by yourdirtydiaper August 23, 2009

sharpie

A type of painful poop that results from eating a cactus along with its thorns.

Jenny D says she pooped out a wicked painful sharpie this morning.

by monsturd June 9, 2018

sharpiewhore

one who carrys around excessive amounts of sharpies with them,

one who uses nothing but sharpies

jessica is a sharpiewhore

by d3athharlot June 7, 2009