You've started to resemble our father a bit

What you would say to your step-brother after he grows up and starts looking like your father

Guy 1 *in a deep and calm voice* : Hello step bro
Guy 2: You've started to resemble our father a bit

by ZekeYeager February 18, 2021

Let's get it started

Something one says when they start running for their life while a camera records them in a funny angle

Dad: *takes out belt*

Child: LET'S GET IT STARTED, LET'S GET IT STARTED IN HERE

by userhandlegoeshere October 18, 2022

shafted

The idea comes from the practice when two girls go down on a guy. Since both girls cannot pleasure the head of the penis at the same time, one girl is forced to take the shaft of the dick. Hence, the word shaft or shafted referring to being screwed into a lesser deal or something not as desired.

man, i really got the shaft with these english groups.

Damn, you really got shafted when Leslie left you for Stan.

by 4mins4secs May 12, 2006

Shared Moment

Clearity between two or more individuals who find themselves in a choatic environment.

John and Jane enjoyed a shared moment when they performed a dual bungie jump off the bridge.

by Topher340 January 12, 2012

sharten

when you have to cut an activity short because of a shart

Kathy had to sharten the tour of the hospital. Jim had a shartened nap this weekend.

by mrfixit getzit August 16, 2018

shared a single bed

A euphemism for sex

Ella and I ‘shared a single bed’ last night, if you know what I mean ;)

by aaaa18 October 8, 2018

Sharter

The distinct smell of the internet connection offered by most cablecos and telcos in exchange for massive amounts of money from their monopoly customer base, of which they care so little they shit the bed with glee.

I tried watching netflix, but once again, it's sharter.

by Romas N. Tutledge February 28, 2015