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i keep seeing divorced dad energy

pls urban dictionairy i dont care about divorced dad energy im not a divorced dad gfyqqygwfwh
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me: i keep seeing divorced dad energy
Urban dictionairy: divorced dad energy
me: pls let my family go
by hannahlolywhosteesyd December 2, 2022
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scesing

the act of deceiving someone
Your in the Dan Cortese fan club.

Are you scesing me?
by Timothy August 21, 2003
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seeing double

1. Enjoyment of the majestic vision of twin ta-tas. (May refer to 1978 Foreigner song "Double Vision")

2. Appreciation of two related or associated women in a social setting.
1. "She took it off, and I was like, seeing double."

2. "Guys: Check it out by the door; I'm seeing double."
by timecube June 16, 2004
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seingpo

another word for PICKY Resty Grey..
(aka, seingpoo)
"gosh! what a seingpoo!"
by Relly! (: July 28, 2006
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Seeing Snakes

"Seeing Snakes"

1. A euphemistic term for being irritable, unpleasant, or just a general bitch. From the study which found that women are better at seeing snakes during PMS, as opposed to other times of the month. Google it.

2. To be pissed off or grouchy.
1. "Man, Jerry's chick totally blew up at me last night over absolutely nothing. That girl must be seeing snakes."

2. "First I had to deal with waiting in line for like an hour, and then my car wouldn't start, and then I burnt dinner and had to eat pickles and Ramen noodles. Jesus, am I ever seeing snakes today!"
by Jmonger223 June 21, 2012
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Seeing Eye Goal

From Association Football; a weakly shot ball that manages to find its way into the net due to goal tender inattention or error.

See also seeing eye single
"The Yanks managed a tie England thanks to a seeing eye goal off Green in 2010
by TimGee250 February 12, 2013
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Seeing iPhone

Similar to the well known 'seeing-eye dog' a seeing iPhone is a friend, associate, lover, etc who you grab onto for guidance through the perils of the city while your attention is focused on your iPhone or other mobile device. They will kindly shepherd you around obstacles, other pedestrians and cars while insuring you don't wander into an intersection.
"Hey honey, be my seeing iPhone while I look up directions to the theatre. I don't want to walk into a sign."
by mattlesnake March 18, 2013
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