service the pole

A slang statement meant to perform fellatio or jack off a mans penis.

John was approached by Tom and Suzie. Tom was being funny and asked John "did you service the pole? I just quit working for the cable company." John replied, "hell no, but I heard you have a new job laying pipe for Suzie's Plumbing."

by serviced the pole April 18, 2009

service yourself

Masturbate

If you don't get laid on your date tonight, you can always go home and Service Yourself.

by Timpala September 18, 2013

bottle service

there is a paid version of this and a free version of this, the free one usually gives u a trip to the hosipital

Jordan got free bottle service at Fever, which also entitled VIP seats at the nearest hospital

by S p e c i a l K June 2, 2009

half-service

escort slang for head...oral sex

That bitch gives the best half-service I've ever had!

by AlaniLefoxe July 29, 2009

cervix service

The act of violent intercourse in which the penis hits the cervix, often resulting in extreme pain.

Miles: Did you dick that slut hore last night?

Ben: Yeah, I gave her a right cervix service and made her cry.

Miles: Ouch!! The filthy bitch deserved it though.

by Ben Sears April 22, 2006

service a bro

The act of performing an oral sexual deed to a male.

Where is Brendan?
I think he is out on call to service a bro

by RiCKY August 17, 2015

services rendered

Usually a euphemism for prostitution.

The payment that John made to Mary, was for "services rendered".

by Mecha-Weasel January 29, 2015