Scoop Duped

a precentage of a person belongings that you take from that person and it does not piss off the person but the situation is just on the verge of way over the edge of anger.

I took what i thought was 1 gram of cocaine with a business card out of my friends coke sack that costs 2K and after weighing the amount i took... i had realized it was really 5 grams. after the person realizes that someone took some coke from his sack, he said, "damit someone scoop duped from my f---king sack!!!"
Also, "Ive been fuc--ing scoop duped by someone!" aka bamboozaled

by adaptativehuman April 1, 2009

Scoop Game

This is a game that males play to punish their friends for saying or doing something utterly and obviously stupid. A scoop is defined here as cupping one's hand, slapping it across the victim's neck and pulling back your hand towards you, effectively scooping the person's neck. The game goes like this:

-If a person says/does something obviously wrong, someone who notices this mistake can call "SCOOP!"
-If a person says/does something obviously wrong and they notice before someone else calls scoop on them, they can call "CRACK-BACK" and be safe from being scooped.

This is the basic overlie of the game, but some people extend the basic concept. For example, one extension lets the person who made the mistake "SELF SERVE" so they aren't at the mercy of the scooper.

The person who is getting the school does have the right to question if something is scoop worthy or not. Some people will call SCOOP after everything that comes out of your mouth, but only really obviously dumb comments are scoop worthy

Example Of Scoop Game 1:
-Hey man, have you ever been to Miami?
-No bro, I've never left the United States before.
-Miami is in the United States idiot.
-....Oh...
-SCOOP! Come over here and get your scoop.

Example Of Scoop Game 2:
-Harry! Wake up we are going to be late for school!
-Today is Saturday...
-CRACK-BACK!
-You lucky bastard. That was scoop worthy!

by Vidioholic May 12, 2011

Scoop Jardine

A term devised by a Detroit native and a South Carolinian,

A Scoop Jardine is the act of placing ice cream in a females ass crack and licking it out with one's tongue. You can use any toppings such as: sprinkles, bananas, nuts(which we don't recommend).

Mike: Yo Jim, that freak came over last night and I Scoop Jardined her.

Jim: I respect that

by Big Skinny RDU December 17, 2009

scoop and tuck

When a male has a hard on, he takes (shall we say, "scoops")his D and tucks it into his waistband to avoid tent-like action.

Peter had to do the scoop and tuck when Tim walked into the room. Their sexual chemistry was hard to keep down, no pun intended.

by Alyssa and Emily December 3, 2007

Scoop and Deuce

"Scoop and Deuce" is a term found by BigPig and Rephlexion as well as J-Dangle(socom III people). The term is used in Socom III U.S Navy seals. The term means to equip a silenced weapon and proceed to shoot your teammate in the back. When he turns around you claim "Wow they have great snipers"(Even though it it clinicaly impossible to get a sniper shooting at someone 5 seconds into the game). The term Scoop and Deuce was originally used by the Jews in 102 B.C. It may have meant something like knifing your allies in the back and claiming you dodged a knife from behind and it hit him.

Reph: Big Pig scoop and deuce this bitch hes annoying.
The Bitch: What?
J-Dangle: YUP!!!
BigPig: Yeah man im down for that shit.
The Bitch: What does that mean???
Reph: Oh dude nothing, just something at school
*THE NEXT ROUND**
*Reph shoots the bitch*
The Bitch: WHOA im gettin shot at
J-Dangle: DAM DAWG they are amazing GET DOWN.
The bitch: IM TRYIN THEY SHOOTIN AT ME!!!

by Floppei Wangs July 28, 2008

scoop group

the group of people at a gathering that have chicks in their midst only because someone pulled a scoop stoop

Guy 1: "Yes! scoopy doopy made it! this is a sausage fest no more; now we got ourselves a nice lil scoop group with sum tig ole' bitties"

Guy 2: "See, man, I told you pullin that scoop stoop would pay off in the end"

by prokzi August 10, 2009

Scoop and slap

A team game involving a cantaloupe sized ball, in which players scoop up the ball in between their straight arms and then thrust it upwards in order to slap it to the opponents side. It is most commonly played by people who do not want a volleyball rash on their lower arm or most predominately those who have good choice in sports. In a game of experienced players it’s common for team mates to shout, ‘Glepito’ which comes from the Latin for ice cream - affectionately referring to the scooping action. There is not a set number of players required for SAS however some twigs are required to mark the territory of each team. Points are awarded in avocados every time the ball touches the opponents ground and when one team gains 7 avocados the referee or innocent bystander shouts, ‘Guacamole’ and they are crowned Champions of the world, collecting the twigs as their reward. (Rewards are subject to availability and depend on the individual circumstances of the competition).

‘Would you like to play Scoop and Slap later?’
‘Why yes! One must play Scoop and Slap in order to maintain one’s avocado supply’
‘Groovy, I will go and prepare the twigs’

by Pineappleplanter March 20, 2021