Sconed

The condition of an individual after a heavy night of both drug and alcohol consumption, and many many scones. Being far more messed up than 'wasted' and past the euphoria of 'feeling beast'. A term familiar in the north east of Scotland.

Person 1 - "Holy crap dude I'm surprised you're still here"
Person 2 - "What u on about mate I'm feeling beast" *Face still producing 2nd degree gurns*
Person 1 - "I can tell man you look pretty sconed"
Person 2 - "Shit man you're probably right had way too many scones eh, tunes were bangin' though"
Person 1 - "Ken that one mate".

by Dee May June 5, 2015

scion

Scion is a Toyota automobile brand meant to appeal to young, naive buyers. Scions are econo boxes with a huge emphasis on the word "box." The typical Scion automobile is boxy, unimaginative, boring, and front-wheel drive. Being front-wheel drive, they are cheap to manufacture and performance is lousy. Because Scions tend to literally be boxes on wheels, development costs are also very low. No high-paid mechanical engineers, automotive designers, or expensive CAD software is needed. With a price comparable to competing automobiles, Scion's profit margin is very high thanks to its low production costs.

Dude, check out that Scion! When did Frigidaire start making cars?!

by Eric Murry January 13, 2008

schoonbaert

A type of sexual act in which a man puts his penis against a woman's ear and ejaculates in the ear canal.

Could also be known as an "ear fuck".

I gave her a schoonbaert right in her left ear.

by schoonbaertp April 4, 2011

Scion

A small division of Toyota Motor Corp. All of Scions cars (besides the tC) are rebadged Toyota's to be sold in the U.S. Scion's main purpose was to target younger people in the U.S., as they can be customized very broadly. They tend to be very cheap, mainly because the target young drivers, and are fuel efficient, as the are also classified as economy cars. Unfortunaetly, the don't have a lot of horespower or speed, but advantages are that they can be tuned to be better in those fields, and they are once again, fuel efficient. Rebadged models are (Scion=Toyota):
xB=bB
xD/xA=ist

The Scion xB goes as fast as the Toyota bB

xD ist

xA ist

by One of the many Toyota fans June 18, 2009

scoonage

An often larger than expected bag of the tastiest treats available at Parker's Market in Savannah, GA. The "scoonage" can be found at the center of the store in large clear jars.

Murdoc: Yo Tweezy we need to get that scoonage bro.

Tweezy: scoooooooonage

Shrek: hey man, hit this.

by DirtyFeet February 4, 2009

Scooney hole

Slang for pussy

You could park an suv in Amy's scooney hole cause it's so loose

by Boot in the hoof March 12, 2017

Scoonier

The word Scoonier can be used to describe many different types of people. The most common use of the word scoonier is to describe someone who is so bad at something they are doing and they demonstrate how bad they are. The other meanings of scoonier can describe someone that is extremely stupid, lame, weak, and petty. The word scoonier can also be used as a substitute for the word "noob"

"You damn scoonier..."
"That dude is a scoonier"
"Can you stop being a scoonier"

by PuntYourPayments June 23, 2017