schmoo pig

A schmoo pig is a cute little animal that occasionally grunts like a pig when playing or eating

Aw look at the little schmoo pig eating

by Serendipityheart37 February 29, 2016

Schmollygog

An all purpose word to use when you cannot find a proper name for said purpose.

Please pass the Schmollygog. Did you see that Schmollygog? Hey Justin, what is that? Well, That is a Schmollygog!

by thedukeofbradshaw August 14, 2023

dick schmoltz

the largest form of asshole, douche bag, cocksucker, or piece of shit that can be described. originated and most commonly used in south jersey

"Hitler was the definition of a dick schmoltz"

by shit yeah December 31, 2008

Scemo

A combination of SCENE kids and EMO kids.

Robbie: Guess what ?!?!

Steffie:WHAT ?

Robbie: Im scemo !

Steffie:Im a Potatoe (: !

by XoitalyszgirlXo August 14, 2009

Schmo

A lighter version of the word "schmuck."

That guy doesn't have a clue on how to earn a living. what a "schmo"..

by screamdemon February 1, 2010

schmommy

a mom that might be a man.....

I'm totally confused is that a schmommy?

by pig face joe July 17, 2007

Schmog

The trifecta of solid, liquid, and gaseous matter that is violently ejected from the body after consuming large amounts of alcohol and/or food high in fat, grease, cholesterol, and bliss.

After an indulging lunch of 5 Guys burgers and fries, Erik found himself running to the bathroom to release his schmog.

see also schmogging

by Lord Smitty March 17, 2011