SCAF

Supreme Council of Armed Forces, a group of 20 bad ass senior Egyptian military officials described as basically the bastards of the dictator Mubarak. They took over power of presidency in Egypt following the fall of their boss. They have followed the foot steps of the criminal in crushing the protesters, taking civilians to military courts, delaying prosecutions for corrupt ex regime figures, encouraging police forces to attack demonstrators thus curbing the revolution. SCAF is always mistaken for Stretched Cunt Ass Fuck, which is a similar meaning.

A: Have you heard what the SCAF been doing lately in Cairo

B: yeah man that's fuck ass cunt stretching going on there!

by egyptiano July 6, 2011

Saff

Saff, is an absolute goddess. Has one of the best figures, massive boobs, massive arse, flat stomach, long skinny legs, absolutely everything you could ever want appearance-wise. A very kind hearted person, but has been through a lot but she hides it with a smile. Funny, smart, bubbly , loud but in a very loveable way. Is also very aggressive when she needs to be, and especially cares about those around her. Typically puts herself before others but nobody realises and often tries to make everyone else happy except herself. Overall Saff is insanely fit, and a good person deep down.

Matt : woah, look at Saff tonight, I would definitely bang her anyday!
Alex : same mate

by Alex Martin. November 29, 2018

Scarface

Born in 1970, Brad Jordan aka Scarface is best known for his work with Tupac Shakur for the song Smile from the album The Untouchable, which peaked number one album in 1997 and also went Platinum. It's Scarface featuring Tupac. The Video for the song is one of the proofs that Tupac is still alive. Scarface is also known to have worked with the Geto Boys.

Scarface, Smile on me, just smile on.

by Faizan August 7, 2007

Scaffolder

Professionals in the ancient art of erecting, modifying and removing scaffolding. Often referred to as erection specialists and are known for their strong work ethic. Their role on the job site is extremely critical to the project, as almost everyone uses the temporary structures they build. They do dangerous work so other trades don’t have to. Not only is their job hazardous, but it is also loud, sweaty and dirty, which also describes what they’re known for being like in the bedroom.

When they’re not being super badass construction workers or making babies, their hobbies include; getting tattoos, breaking the law, shooting guns, befriending strippers, buying drinks for everyone, hitting on your spouse, indulging in virtually every vice known to man, and occasionally failing breathalyzer tests.

“Ever since Diesel got a job as a scaffolder he became the most badass dude on the planet.”

- Diesel’s friend

“That scaffolder is the hardest working son of a bitch I’ve ever met.”
- Every other tradesperson

“I want to be a scaffolder but I just straight up don’t have the balls to do it.”
- Some guy watching people build scaffolding

“Every time I see that guy he’s drunk and high.”
“Yeah, he’s a scaffolder.”
“Oh, okay. That explains it.”
- Two observant bar patrons

“I fucking hate those guys. My wife left me for a scaffolder.”
- An Electrician

“Are you afraid of heights?”
- Foreman
“Nah, bro. Heights are afraid of me.”
- Journeyman Scaffolder

by Hand Grenade August 29, 2019

scafiding

selfishly refuse to share, to keep for yourself ,hog, an item or object.

Look at Joe,scafiding that lone ashtray, while six others use a paper cup with water in it!

by shewhoshantbenamed November 20, 2010

Scarface Delusion

The strange and sad phenomena that every currently or formerly drug-addled chav, wankster, or kid in treatment/NA that ever sold a couple of dubs of schwag to his buddies seems to be affected by; that he was some major drug dealer or big player in the game of his (usually hick) town.

My kid brother seems to think that because he sold a few of his classmates some of his ritalin he's now Tony Montana. He's obviously suffering from the Scarface Delusion.

by uncarvedblock89 March 3, 2011

Saffinating

to be relaxing or extremely comfortable.

I stepped into the warm saffinating tub and realized I had forgotten to light the candles.

by bohemianmidget September 5, 2011