Salty Samurai

When a man ejaculates into the eyes of his partner, while doing shots of sakè.

My fragile mind was warped after i ordered a salty samurai off the menu at the sushi bar.

by Nick December 20, 2004

The Last Samurai

Dances with Wolves, minus Kevin Costner.

Meh. The whole premise has been seem before, but it was still a decent movie.

by Ninja Disaster May 12, 2004

headphone samurai

A person who loves there headphones and muisc and will hurt anyone who mess with them in there jam.

That man ober there is a headphone samurai

by Headphone Samurai January 26, 2016

suzuki samurai

The Great Wall of China is nothing compared to this baby's power. The biggest boys love it from the bottom of their hearts even when they won't accept it.

That Suzuki Samurai walked over your Nissan Patrol.

by UndercoverBaby April 23, 2017

Double Samurai

Two guys with ponytails tie the ends together, they both then insert a double ended dildo and fight for dominance, whoever gets off or gets it out first.
A variance on the DS would be the Darth Mahl, which is the same idea but with a vibrator or LED lights.

Can't face gay sex? Try a Double Samurai!

by JKphallicies August 31, 2019

Next to last samurai

A girl (or guy) with the samurai haircut, or man bun, or boy girl bun, or the name people call their haircut, since they're not the only one with the haircut, they're not the last samurai, they're the next to last samurai.

She's the next to last samurai, she's gonna slice and dice you with a katana.

by Solid Mantis November 16, 2019

Two-handed Samurai

When you're jacking off with two hands. Comes from the face you make when you're about to blow.

My sushi gang bang fell through last night so I ended up having to give myself a two-handed samurai.

by The man you're looking for May 19, 2022