Religious Sex

When a man and a woman want to have sex but don't want to sin in the lords eyes. So they rub their penis and vagina together vigorously without penetration.

Him: Hey do you want to have sex?
Her: No, let's have religious sex so God doesn't smite us for having sex before marriage.

by God Lover 69 June 20, 2017

religious inoculation

If religiosity is considered to be infectious, as it spreads uncontrollably through the human population like a virus....then religious inoculation would be controlled exposure to religious influences so as to build immunity to it

Sam's annual visits to his family church is his way of religious inoculation ...

by AxonL November 4, 2017

Religiousised

Any act that a religious group has given near sanctimonious status. Generally used for describing acts such as communion and baptism that have become unnecessarily ornate and complicated within the modern church.
Predominantly used to described religious shenanigans.

"Baptism has become so religiousised these days. When I was a kid it was just called dunking in the public pool."

"Man, going to church has become so religiousised. Why can't I just go in Jean's and a t-shirt?"

by HoosierRifleman October 7, 2018

religious gay

A religious person that is gay and goes against their religion booty

He wants to fuck his neighbor but hes religious. He will do it any way because he’s a religious gay booty

by ihaveaidsmomdonttelldad July 16, 2019

Religious Masturbation

Religious Masturbation.

Speaking about the supposed superiority of your religion, for the sole pleasure of listening to yourself and showing off to other members of that religion.

A religious leader preaching to the saved

Etymology: the religious counterpart to masturbation; i.e. a process that is very pleasurable but doesn’t accomplish anything in the end.

The preacher gave a nice example of religious masturbation; a preaching about conversion to the saved

by Lyreluthier October 15, 2019

Religious Player

A person who is addicted to a video-game to the extent that they worship it religiously. They will not admit or concede to the fact that they are in fact a religious player and are often also a nutist.

Patrick is a religious player.

Dude, I think Josh may be a religious player because he missed school yesterday for a in-game Fortnite event.

I heard yesterday that Gavin shit and pissed on his floor while playing Fortnite, I think that he might be a Religious Player.

by Nutler December 26, 2019

religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.

When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")

by QuacksO September 30, 2020