Mustang Rudder

The act of storing your Ford Mustang keys in your crotch, so that your boyfriend must fish them out to drive your diva ass home

Matt was at a car show and his boyfriend had to mustang rudder his keys to get home. Everyone came home a winner.

by Mr. V the og July 9, 2019

mustang rudder

When you hide your keys in your pants, and your boyfriend has to fish them out. (Typically while drunk)

Matt mustang ruddered Billy to get home, and get off.

by Mr. V the og July 9, 2019

Jonny Rudder

That perverted redheaded guy at work that always wants to do the Dutch Rudder with you

Brenden keeps trying to get me to do the old Jonny Rudder with him, fucking perv!

by The Roc Nights March 27, 2019

Rudders

Big pussy lips

She does not have the rudders to stand up to her boss.

by Muley101 January 15, 2018

african rudder

The act of sticking your thumb up your Anus and having another male move your arm back and forth. Similar to the Dutch rudder.

Josh had Jimmy help him with an African rudder.

by The big rudder May 7, 2018

wireless dutch rudder

A dutch rudder has someone working the arm of your hand your spanking it with, difference is, the wireless version has the person on the other end of the phone is "talking you through it" instead of actually physically being there to do it with you.

Hey bro, 'ol girl worked me over with the wireless dutch rudder last night while we were texting, just as good as the physical version!

by K1974 May 4, 2018

Rudder those Udders

ruh-der thOHz uh-derz; the act of navigating one's penis between the cresting waves of two large breasts ei. titty fucking

Forget motorboating them titties, I wanna rudder those udders.

by BraynesLives March 15, 2020