Ross Penis

An unusually below average sized penis, generally less than 3 inches erect.

Tiffany: "I saw you go home with a guy last night, how was it?"
Emily: "I was going to have sex with him, but I noticed that he had a ross penis, so I just laughed and went to sleep"

by Ross O. Neill May 8, 2014

rick ross

black santa claus

rick ross will give me some weed for christmas. :D

by yandawg July 3, 2008

ross noble

An English stand-up comedian, known for his often improvised sets, based almost entirely around audience members he has conversations with. Originally from Cramlington in Northumberland, he now resides in Australia with wife Fran.

It's difficult to give examples of ross noble, because his style is incredibly physical, but some memorable quotes include:

"How come Miss Universe is only won by people from Earth?"
"Tonight's show is sponsored by Ted Danson's Pizza shack!"
"It's christopher Reeves the Musical!"
*on reading a fortune cookie* "And I was feeling a bit cheeky, so I went 'ooh, it say's 'You have AIDS' ' "

by Pete Jackson November 24, 2006

Ross the Salad

To lick the sinus hole in pleasure while fingering the penis hole

Yes I think I’ll Ross the salad

by rossydear January 18, 2021

Bob Ross

Modern painter and telivison teacher. Known for his large, white-man 'fro, punctual 30 minute painting sessions, and soothing voice. Often refers to the inanimate objects (trees, rocks, mountians etc.) he is painting as real and lonely, whereby out of pity he will paint another inanimate object as a 'friend' to the first. Paints against an all black background and is often shown on PBS in the wee hours of the morning.

"My botany Professor talks exactly like Bob Ross. He keeps calling flowers and trees 'happy' and placing them near each other because he claims they will become friends. And cause of his voice, I have yet to stay awake for an entire lecture."

by kwashia February 1, 2005

Bob Rossing

To make something (extremely) hard look extremely easy.

Guy 1: Holy crap, he's making that kind of pwnage look like 1, 2, 3.

Guy 2: Yeah, he's really Bob Rossing that thing.

by Bigbobo47 January 11, 2008

Ok Ross

What Lead Bagger says to you...but only if you look like Ross from "Friends". An irreversible nickname.

Ross: "Sup bud."
Lead Bagger: "Sup Ross."

*Later*
Ross: "Thanks bud."
Lead Bagger: "Ok Ross." *looks and smiles*
Ross: *laughs like a little girl*

by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021