Ian Robbins

A stupid, lazy, piece of shit, pussy ass bitch.

Person 1 "Have you seen Ian Robbins today?"
Person 2 "no why"
Person 1 "cause I'm gonna kick his ass for being so fucking stupid"

by Treepuffer September 21, 2012

rubbing the bed

A form of masturbation or "wanking". The male rubs his penis on the bed to masturbate. It is a faster way to approach a male orgasm, because it is rubbing the penis harder than a "hand job" due to more pressure exerted onto the penis.

I was too horny last night, so i decided to start rubbing the bed.

by John Clarkie January 27, 2008

rubbing off

to masterbate without guilt

josh tabaka rubbed off at home over the new manager at work.

by yetti March 21, 2003

rubbing ya nose in the puss

(v.) when an obviously homosexual guy pretends to like woman (or the "puss")

Lance Bass used to rub his nose in the puss, but he finally decided to come to terms with his sexuality as a gay man in 2008. "Lance, ya rubbing ya nose in the puss!"

by faghag69swimfan69 February 2, 2010

Anus rubbing

a type on foreplay that leads to anal sex where you rubb someone's anus with your finger.
Praticed by queers and stright guys if they want some backdoor form a woman.

Kathy likes anus rubbing.

by Deep blue 2012 December 28, 2009

rubbing tummies

Sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman, could also be used to describe sex involving chubby chasers/chunky monkeys.

John: Where the fuck were you last night, you wanker?
Mike: Rubbing tummies with Shelia mate, she is her final trimester and it is fucking weird!
John: Wow, really? you seem pretty evenly matched then, eh!
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Tammy:Did you see the girl with Mike last night? She weighed like 15 stone!
Cheryl: Yeah, Mike prolly loves rubbing tummies!

by crzydoktor August 20, 2010

Rombing

The act of hitting someone in the neck as hard as you possibly can with intention of harming them-with your face.

"Get off! Stop rombing me! My spine will snap!!!!!!!"
-Famous last words

by DogFijs2 January 18, 2011