campbell river

A small city in the middle of vancouver island on its Eastern coast in British Columbia Canada. It used to be once known as "the salmon capital of the world" until the salmon mysterioulsy dissapeared. the city, (known for partying because thats all there is to do here) contains a large healthy population of donkeys and skanks which seem to be doing better than the salmon because they are becoming predominatly more common. these skanks seem to have a lot of campbell river pride. when asked where they are from they answer "campbell river, wanna giver?", campbell river may further been known as "the donkey capital of the world" yet this still remains to be seen. Tim hourtons, local drug dealers, the Voodoo, bootlegger, and the real canadian superstore are its hot spots.

i was going to campbell river to go fishing but all i caught was the clat from some donkey slut who asked if i wanted to "giver"

by redstar November 21, 2005

river whore

In the Texas Hold 'Em Poker game, when a person wins the hand in the final round and on the final community card, which is called the river. Oftentimes this person will have been losing the entire hand but gambled and got lucky on the last hand. Other players at the table will often curse this person and tag him/her a "river whore"

Frederick was winning a poker hand with three of a kind Aces, but Herman got a lucky draw on the river and wound up with a straight. Frederick verbally abused Herman and called him a river whore, while Herman snickered and collected the pot.

by quiggler November 8, 2005

rivers cuomo

My kickass idol/god. Was dumped by his girlfriend before the recording of the Blue CD.

'God damn you half-Japanese girls...'

by silh0uette May 28, 2004

Rivers Cuomo

1. Lead singer, guitarist, and writer for post-everything alternative rock band Weezer
2. Owner of Homie Records
3. Oh we ooh, he looks just like Buddy Holly

Rivers Cuomo has experienced many diverse hair styles, from the frightening to the flattering.

by . March 9, 2003

River Phoenix

really hot guy who was an actor but ended up dying in the year of 1993, a truly devastating time in history. This day was known as "THE DAY HE DIED", or you can call it all hallows eve, or Halloween.

Man, River Pheonix was hot.

by Matt Damon gets al the ladies. January 19, 2005

Joan Rivers

An old woman who's had too much plastic surgery and who aways says "can we talk"?

That new face on Joan Rivers looks like she just came out of a wind tunnel.

by dj mbm March 14, 2009

Powell River

Badass place for gangsters and celebritys to hang out and get casually wasted ; similar to Mike Tyson... Ears, Dogs, and Lots of Crack and Meth...

Fuzzy Wuzzy Wuz a Bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no Hair Fuzzy Wuzzy Wasnt FUZZY wuz HE?

British Columbia...

Nice!, Where You From? Powell River, Wanna Give 'er?

WTF IZ A ZUNGA!?... gtfo

by nunyadamnbuisnessbetch April 10, 2010