cake retention syndrome

what fat fuckers suffer from when they say they have big bones, watter retention, M.E.

look at that fat bitch shes got cake retention.

by dave garnar June 24, 2005

Redenbacher

An older man who likes to date younger women. The male version of a cougar.
Coined by The Daily Show's Kristen Schaal.

Michael Douglas is such a Redenbacher. I mean, he's like twice the age of Catherine Zeta Jones.

by Sandra C. August 12, 2008

Reen

"Reen" is a shortened version of Pipareni (Pie-pah-ree-nai) and is part of a newly emerging language created by recreational drug users similar to cockney rhyming slang but from the North East of England. Using this language, it is easy to talk about anything illegal and not let slip any details. A Pipareni is simply a pipe, through which various forms of cannabis are smoked. The term was originally created by HSH

"Ha'weh lads, wa gaan fo a reen"
"Aye, av got Stanger next n it's fuckin wank. Let wi' gaan fo a reen"
"Fuck it, have a reen"

by Hunt December 2, 2003

redenbacher

An older man that dates a younger woman

My uncle is such a redenbacher, he's dating a girl thirty years younger than he is!

by Kyuubi32835 August 12, 2008

recent

An adjective to describe something of great quality or of a high standard. Does not refer to time when used in this context.

Yo, that movie was recent!
or
Mark just got a recent new Lexus!

by Vic Studebaker January 2, 2010

Note: I only heard the third meaning recently, but I thought it was pretty funny so I've included it.

When you only hear something recently, but you think it's pretty funny so you include it.

Peace Out


1. Goodbye
2. (intransitive verb) to leave or retire
3. (transitive verb) to kill

Note: I only heard the third meaning recently, but I thought it was pretty funny so I've included it.

1. "Yeah, see you then, peace out."
2. "Yo I gotta peace out, I'm tired."
3. "I just peaced out that spider with my shoe."

by anonymous Oct 20, 2003

by lolcakes August 3, 2009

Dirty Redenbacher

Put Redenbachers popcorn kernels in a woman's vagina then begin to have regular sexual intercourse, the friction from the penis will cause the kernels to pop wildly out of control. Then begin to pig out in the sex cave. ( you can also do this while enjoying a nice 69.) Only works with Orville Redenbachers all natural popping pop corn and butter. (do not use i cant believe its not butter, for this will cause you to think, wow this is not butter this hurts.

Zach and Sarah performed a dirty redenbacher on saturday, it smelled delicious!!!

by paullywally March 16, 2009