retardedment

(Also pronounced retaddedment)

The highest level of being retarded. One you must work hard to accomplish and once you get there you can't get any better so you have no choice but to retire at that point you have reached retardedment. Then you must go to a retardedment home for the rest of your retadded life

Hey look at mark over there he is so lucky he has reached retardedment. It is something I look forward to someday

by Jwrules May 7, 2016

Retardosexual

A person who is attracted to a person with low levels of iq and mental fortitude. Attraction towards a dumb person.

Ben's in love with that dumb cunt. He must be a retardosexual.

by Iwas9 July 10, 2019

Retard Logic

Something that makes so little sense that only a retard could possibly come up with it

Example) Apples are red, and lemons are yellow, so would an apple and a lemon mix make orange juice?
Sentence: Bruh this nigga usin retard logic

by TheRealistBullshit April 21, 2020

Full Retard in Love

The usual feeling one gets despite having been in numerous relationships and ignoring that sooner or later it'll end.

Predominately occurs with older teens and 20-somethings.

Only ignorance allows you to go full retard in love.

by Awrex December 17, 2011

Captain Retard

1. Edude

Im da gay captain retard that flys boats

by squadsquadyt September 6, 2019

Richard's Retard Ranch

A place where retards, like Richard or the fuckers who live above you in an apartment or dorm, belong. The people at Richard's Retard Ranch act like complete fags and don't know what the fuck they're doing, so they annoy the fuck out of you like the stupid little cunts they are. Most of them don't believe in Cunt church, and belong with Hitler down in hell. If one of these retards lives near you, deport them back to Richard's Retard Ranch like the president deports beaners back to mexico.

"Oh fuck, its a retard that belongs at Richard's Retard Ranch."

by 6fishyfishyfishyfish9 November 17, 2017

rear end loader

a homosexual male who indulges in anal sex with another man also known as a fag

that guy is doing that other guy in the arse he's a rear end loader

by james2468 November 18, 2006