Remote Job

Work from anywhere job that can be done from a laptop, desktop, or smart device. See rebelhorizensmarketing.com for common remote jobs.

I'm looking for a remote job that I can work from the house.

by Rebel Horizen's Marketing November 24, 2022

remote penis

A penis that feels like a remote

OMG! Doug has a remote penis

by Depressed Retard February 9, 2023

remotiquette

The behaviour expected/required of the person in charge of the TV remote control, when others are in the vacinity, in order to avoid altercations.

Show some remotiquette by obtaining prior approval from those enjoying a TV programme before flicking to another channel.

by Clareyzee December 17, 2023

redotto

ridiculously retarded, in place of fuck, shit, bitch, any swear word.

My test grade was so redotto. That dude is so redotto. That shit is so redotto.

by marejaol ganwtis December 18, 2023

remote

something you can shove up your pussy and it feels fucking amazing. specifically talking about Roku TV remotes other ones feel like HELL in your hole.

“Yo! Check out this new Remote I got!”
(Shoves up pussy)

by kikimdx January 14, 2024

remotesexual

a term in which one is sexually attracted to their remote

Person 1: making out with their remote
Person 2: dude thats disgusting thats the family remote
person 1: im remotesexual
person 2: get out of the house please

by lightbulbeater November 12, 2023

Remote Viewing

Remote Viewing is a verified psychic practice of seeking impressions about a distant or unseen target, similar to Clairvoyance, that was developed by the government of the United States Of America as a form of intelligence gathering ,or spying on people remotely without being seen, Remote Viewing is being able to mentally "see" a distant location,person,or object .

Fuck all remote viewers

Remote Viewing is a practice developed by the USA Government to spy on people

by Siddhi Hung January 15, 2026