sweet release

when you have gas but are unable to pass it due to being with the opposite sex for an extended period of time. when alone you partake in passing gas. typically more to release than just one fart.

John: dude that fart was nasty long!

Steve: yea I've been with Jessica all day and i finally got my sweet release.

by Herbs and Dictionary November 22, 2011

Release The Kraken

Use the bathroom (#2), Take a Shit

I have been holding it in all day I have to go Release The Kraken.

by The Zohon January 4, 2015

released the crackitch

When your butt crack, or butthole itches so bad you're afraid to scratch it because if you do you won't be able to stop because it feels too good.

Wife: Honey will you please stop scratching your butthole in front of me, it's gross. Some things should just be kept to ourselves.

Husband: I can't now, I've already released the crackitch.

by Brochacho6 April 1, 2015

release dat

When you're too impatient for the release you don't even finish

Vikings season 4 release dat

by Kinn Notap January 28, 2016

release the plummet

Taking a shit that comes out hard and fast.

While pooping she exclaimed "release the plummet".

by Cornbang March 23, 2016

Release the Drone

A phrase spoken by Charles Stiles in an episode of "Mystery Diners", a show lauded by acclaimed critic Ralph Sepe.

Release the Drone

by j@mbo February 10, 2021

Release the Web

To bust that web of stringy, sticky nut.

A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.

Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk

As she bounced on Roger’s engorged fuck knob, he began to quiver as he was about to release the web and leave her dripping and scrambling for a towel.

by Dick Onchin June 15, 2022