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rectal rat

An individual who has secreted his facial probiscus so far up his boss' rectum that he can gargle his boss' uvula.
Did you see how that snivelling little rectal rat, Sullivan, was gobbling the boss' bone?
by Cracky Henry June 20, 2008
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Rectal Savage

Sandy said to Ruberto,"Dude did u go to that frat party yesterday?"
Ruberto replied,"ya man, I did some serious rectal savagery on three poor old bags."
by Elliott and Trevor April 28, 2009
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rectal hyperventilation

A condition where the rectum has a quite rational fear of being penetrated by a large member (again) and therefore has a reaction akin to a "panic attack"-causing the owner of said rectum to faint and therefore become incapable of participating in said sexual act-to the great relief of the rectum.
"Hey Baby-hows about some kinky butt sex"
"Sure Hun-lets go"
Anus...."Fuuuuuuckkkk....Noooooo.....Im still sore and slightly stretched from the last time..noooo..this causes physiological symptoms of "rectal hyperventilation" similiar to a panic attack where the "flight or flight"mechanism is hampered by the butts inability to send nerve messages to the legs to get the fuck away-instead it causes "Baby" to collapse in a faint in a public place making anal sex impossible or at least illegal!
by Iamthecupoftea May 18, 2010
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Rectafolopple

To insert a foreign object in ones rectum or anus (for pleasure reasons, accidentally or because one is incredibly stupid)
Sometimes when I'm alone, I rectafolopple myself

My girl rectafoloppled me last night

You are a rectafoloppling idiot
by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes February 10, 2017
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rectal cavity

Jimmy got a dildo stuck in his rectal cavity and couldn’t get it back out.
by frick_nuggets November 17, 2018
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octicular rectanosis

If you have octicularrectaonsis, that means your octicular nerve is attached to your rectum and you have a shitty outlook on life.
Man you are negative, I think you might have octicular rectanosis.
by Kiv August 9, 2018
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rectal examination

when a doctor (or anyone) examines your rectum by sticking a (hopefully) gloved finger or two up your ass.
Joe went to his yearly check-up with no clue that he was mere minutes away from losing his anal virginity.
Rectum? It damn near killed him!!!
by Nick D April 3, 2003
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