rarcoan

One of the greatest undead male warriors in the World of Warcraft. Few can stand up to his overwhelming power. He's a master of languages, especially Finnish. He lives in a cave in the deep, deep forest of Norway. We also know that this guy is one of the most brutal barbarians alive.

"Wow, that guy is almost as good as Rarcoan"
"LOL, get outta here, no one can match Rarcoan"

by Rarcoan January 3, 2007

Raccoon dick

What happens when your partner didn't clean out their rectal cavity well enough and you have anal sex. You pull out after a good session and find out you have a brown ring around the base of your penis.

Man I forgot to clean up after sex with Sheila last night. Gosh darn, had the worst case of raccoon dick I've ever seen

by Doc Starr November 26, 2020

punch the raccoon

An action that, by virtue of its very recklessness, ensures success.

"Taryn's idea is drastic, but if the client buys it we'll really punch the raccoon."

by ignition_b June 4, 2012

Screaming Love Raccoon

A sexual act so heinous and depraved that it is considered a war crime in most countries. Not much about the nature of the actual act is known because most of the participants die within 48 hours of the act. All that is known for sure is that it involves and Brazilian wandering spider and is almost always fatal to all participants.

Nobody survives the screaming love raccoon.

by lowlychrismarks March 12, 2013

don't chase the lonely raccoon

a phrase used to tell someone or a group to not be so irrational that they might lose a body part(s) (figuratively and literally)

Bob: Rick, don't chase the lonely raccoon tonight. We need you for tomorrow's game.

Rick: Don't worry. I will make sure that I don't get too drunk so I can think straight.

by MrBaseball17 November 22, 2011

Raccoon Eyes

When you have been partying hard for a few days with no sleep you get dark rings around your eyes, known as raccoon eyes..

"Dayum!! Ive been up all night partying hard, check out my raccoon eyes!!"

by PLaY KiTTY December 11, 2009

raccoon on a stick

In the act of recieving fellatio a man punches the female counterpart in both eyes simultaneously. This causes her to have two black eyes while her mouth is around the penis.

During the blow job my bitch was using her teeth, so to even the score I gave her a raccoon on a stick.

by BPJ January 26, 2006