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Ralting

A word used when making up a fake slang term to fool your friends into looking it up on Urban Dictionary. Use this in any context, preferably in contradicting spots in a story. It looks like you've just been ralted.
"That party was RALTING" "Nova, what's ralting?" "Look it up it's kinda hard to explain"
by NovaNishing August 3, 2021
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Beer Rating

The number of beers you would have to drink before a slampiece is fuckable
1 being the best, 10 being the worst
That slampiece's beer rating is like a 3
by Mac20 December 9, 2010
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Evolution of Presidential Approval Ratings

1. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.

2. The candidates are picked. The one who can spout enough bullshit is picked to be the next president.

3. President makes a bunch of promises about change and hope. Approval ratings jump.

4. President does something kind of good. Approval ratings climb. Everybody's life if still a piece of shit, but look, we got this guy as our president!

5. President doesn't do much of anything. Ratings slightly drop, but holy shit, check out who's our president!

(Optional Step) Win a Nobel Peace Prize for no reason. Approval ratings are back up.

6. Passes controversial act/law/ect. that really hurt his ratings. People are also seeing through his promises. Ratings drop.

7. Continues to do little other than talk and do small things. Ratings go down a tad bit further.

8. REELECTED!! Ratings go up yet again. Repeat a few steps and...

9. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.
by fgsfdsMASTER December 31, 2009
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keep a PG rating

verb. To keep one's online persona clean, usually when seeking employment.
"Hey, Steve, I really liked those pictures you posted to my Facebook page, but cool it ... I'm looking for work and I gotta keep a PG rating."
by The Mind of Matt September 1, 2009
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spin rating

A guage of a girls sexiness, the more you can spin her on your "tripod" the better.
Sit on this n spin like a twister, doll - if you're good, you'll get a spin rating of 10
by ChiefGeek June 11, 2007
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whitewater rafting

The act of placing a plain glazed doughnut around a man's penis and then performing fellatio on said man, you may or may not eat the doughnut in process.
She's getting a little chunky, she should lay off the whitewater rafting.
by Margaret the Deviant June 14, 2011
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bear rating system

The bear rating system is a way for guys to inconspicuously scope out girls and discuss them between themselves.

There are several different bear levels.
- A Koala Bear is a girl that is attractive but simply looks too young.
- A Panda bear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, and usually wears cute clothes , etc.
- A Polar Bear is a girl that is chill to talk to or joke around with. This usually is a combination of another type of bear. This is the only bear that uses personality as a factor, and is not exclusive.
- A Black Bear is an unclassifiable bear that still gets a "Would hit it"
- A Grizzly bear is an extremely hot, bite-your-knuckles girl.
- A Bear Hunt is when a girl is either ugly beyond reason or extremely annoying.

The terms can also apply as verbs and adjectives.
"Holy shit dude, GRIZZLY BEAR"

"The girl at the counter is the most Polar Bear girl"

"Dominic is Panda Bearing right now, look at him talk to that girl"

"Dude, 9oclock, Panda
Nah dude, Black Bear"

"-You guys are so shallow with this bear rating system
-Shut up or I'll have to go on a bear hunt"
by swiffer October 16, 2007
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