Quaf

a rumbly fart in which the air forcefully disturbs the ball sack

Craig let quaf so disturbing, that it disabled his ability to procreate

by King Cobe Bra April 14, 2009

quaff

quaff (kwaaff) - The revolting burp one has just before vomit spews from one's esophagus, at which point one knows there is no turning back (Here come da puke).

She could not hold it any longer. A deafening quaff rumbled her entrails like rolling thunder. In a split second her jaw shot down and her tongue stuck out as an ocean of scotch and macaroni spewed from her esophagus, filling her mouth. She tried to contain it, but with each heave, more vomit spewed from her lips and onto her guests. No, Hillary Rodham Clinton would not be winning the presidency this year.

by bjergen July 17, 2006

QUAF

Questionable as Fuck

Those Westboro Baptist Church people are QUAF.

Drinking and driving is so QUAF.

by CHcreatedthis February 20, 2012

quadfuck

Its like a manage a trois, but four people.

After our double date, we had a quadfuck.

by Jesse July 16, 2004

quaf

Really long and messy hairdo.

"Yo look at this guys quaf, looks like hes growing that for money"

by Marek k May 11, 2007

quaft

a variation of the classic pompador, often more messy, and sweaty.

Adam's quaft at half was incredible, soon after many other team members tried to copy the hair style, but it was impossible.

by spackadam August 4, 2006

Quaran-tine

A romantic interest tantalizing enough to make you forego social distancing and risk contracting the corona virus

Valentine is to Valentine’s Day as quaran-tine is to coronavirus.

The difference between a Valentine and a quaran-tine is that the nicest gift you could get your quaran-tine is not flowers or chocolate - it’s toilet paper.

by Glowrae March 22, 2020