Quarantine

When the government raises the price of toilet paper and locks everyone up.
I hate being in quarantine.
by 123dogandcatlover March 08, 2022
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Person in Quarantine

A docile creature who sleeps, watches theories on YouTube, listens to 00s music, surfs the web for why their life sucks, takes comfort in inanimate objects and pets if they have any. This person will also lock themselves in a room for a certain amount of time and only leave to do essential stuff (eg: bathroom stuff aka showering and brushing teeth, food and limited social contact. This person will also be EXTREMELY bored.
Friend: Hey lets go shopping

Me: cant im a Person in Quarantine
by TheRisingTiedFortMinor July 17, 2021
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Quarantine snacks

Food you eat when you stuck in the house for a long time and everyone is going crazy with social distancing and other shit
by Bawston69 April 01, 2020
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Quarantine Dic

When you make a glory hole through a prostitutes facemask in order to comply with CDC guidelines behind the liquor store dumpster
Took my quarantine dic to get some essentials from liquor store alley Sally
by Evill April 16, 2020
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quarantine alcoholic

An individual on quarantine that stays drunk 24/7, to get through the retard restrictions from corona.
I’m so bored at home, I have become a quarantine alcoholic.
by El Wappo. May 20, 2020
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Quarantine License

Originating in Charlotte, NC. Students in their teens during the Covid-19 era were allowed exemption from the North Carolina DMV driving test and given a provisional drivers license. These words are used to describe people who are bad at driving and make unthinkable mistakes related to operating a motor vehicle.
person 1: How in the fuck did he manage to flip that car in a 25 zone?!
person 2: lmao bet that nigga got a Quarantine License.

person 1: Damn bruh, I could do for a glizzy right now on god.
person 2: fa sho man hop in. The whip is a lil dirty tho, just move that shit to the back.
person 1: Why the hell you got a whole ass bumper in the front seat?
person 2: A little dude with a Quarantine License hit my shit.
by GlizzyActivity August 05, 2020
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quarantine quart

when you masturbate every day during quarantine into a quart container and then release it on someone unexpectedly when it's full
my girlfriend lost the quarantine quart challenge.
by tittyidiot April 23, 2020
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