quarantine time

time goes by differently in quarantine due to the coronavirus and everything being closed

“wow man, you’re up at 11pm?” “no bro, it’s 8pm in quarantine time”

by ghostynipple April 15, 2020

Quarantine Dic

When you make a glory hole through a prostitutes facemask in order to comply with CDC guidelines behind the liquor store dumpster

Took my quarantine dic to get some essentials from liquor store alley Sally

by Evill April 16, 2020

Quarantine Crush

See a couple pictures, maybe check out other social media, see more pictures (not really case for you...you seem to be social degenerate)...if their first reply to you is lame...move on...plenty of fish in the sea...but wait...they are funny, witty, interesting...

Crap my quarantine crush is really ugly in person!

by Quarantine Shakespreare April 17, 2020

quarantine quart

when you masturbate every day during quarantine into a quart container and then release it on someone unexpectedly when it's full

my girlfriend lost the quarantine quart challenge.

by tittyidiot April 23, 2020

Anti-Quarantine Protester

An Idiot who is willing to put themselves and everyone else in their general vicinity in danger because they want a haircut.

Poll: Most Americans think Anti-Quarantine protesters are idiots
People stuck at home: I love democracy.

by Dastvan April 24, 2020

quarantine brain

Doing everything you said you wouldn't do when isolated and alone

covid-19 lockdown gave me a serious case of quarantine brain

by ha ha ha aaa April 25, 2020

Coffee, kiss, and quarantine?

It’s the new Netflix and chill, imax and climax, etc in the time of coronavirus pandemic.

Person to attractive quarantine candidate: coffee, kiss, and quarantine?

Candidate: thanks, but id rather go shopping for disinfectant wipes with you unless you have a fever.

by Doctor.vin March 13, 2020