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butt puppet

someone who acts as a puppet for someone else, as in they have a hand up their ass controlling their mouth see also ass puppet
Diskin was such a butt puppet for Keagy, his breath smelled like hand lotion.
by n6ko January 20, 2003
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Political puppet

A politician or other political figure who is controlled by another (sometimes illegitimate or secret) person or party. The controller ("puppeteer") uses the puppet's granted power to further their intentions.

See also George W. Bush and Karl Rove.
Big ol' Dubya was Rove's political puppet. Rove called the shots, Bush just
listened.
by ShAdOwZ April 2, 2009
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Fuck Puppet

Person you just use for sex, have no feelings for, and possibly share with your friends.
Emma?? No man she my boy's fuck puppet, we've all had a go!!
by CJM379 December 5, 2002
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Douche Puppet

A man whom is dressed by his high maintenance girlfriend to appear as a "brand whore" or "douche - bag". From the Ralph Lauren shirts with popped collars, fake tan, conji tattoo, crooked hat or spiked hair and Polo Sport cologne. Must be consuming a Grey Goose Martini.
Matt is Sally's little douche-puppet!

That high maintenance bitch has really dressed him like a douche puppet.

If he could dress himself, he wouldnt look like a douche puppet.
by Leaky1111 December 10, 2009
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potter puppet pals

hilariouse flash player movie making fun of harry potter. go watch it if you are a fan of the books/movies!

www.flashplayer.com/animation/potterpuppetpals.html

and number two...

www.flashplayer.com/animation/potterpuppetpals2.html
by SEX IS FUN!!!!!! April 11, 2004
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Funky Puppet

While listening to your Ipod naked, the cord becomes wrapped up on the underside of your penis, creating a puppetlike effect when moved up and down.
by RowRow77 January 3, 2008
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Cum Puppet

A sock that has been drenched in semen only then to be worn like a glove and be used as a sock puppet.
Jill: Hey Jamie, let's get something to eat!"
Jamie: "Hold on a second Jill, I want to continue playing with my cum puppet before it gets too crusty!"
by jimtard69 February 7, 2019
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