Punching the Asterisk

To rail on and dick down the old booty hole. To work his or her brown asterisk like a boss and rearrange that lower intestine.

She bent over to pick up the kids mess and the next think you know I’m punching the asterisk.

My Grindr hookup up wasn’t very clean but I still ended up punching the asterisk.

by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020

Root Punch

When one is punched in the root of ones being. The root being the genitals.

That bitch done fucked up, I'ma give her a root punch!

His nuts hurt after he got a root punch.

by SuperShelman July 28, 2011

Punching the Seat

To silently flatulate into a cushioned seat, while simultaneously allowing the gassy substance to sift its way throughout the infrastructure of the bolster.

This action is then followed by violent (and often obscure) strikes to the seat. These strikes release the "enclosed odor".

The stench instantly overpowers surrounding air, causing uncomfortability to any one in the vicinity of the seat.

As Weston put the car into park, his friend then opened his door, violently began punching the seat, shut the car door, and ran.

Weston was entirely confused, but then quickly realized what had just happened. Instantly, Weston's sense of smell became susceptible to the instable odor of Harrisons flatulence.

by TacoBellDawg711 October 20, 2009

The Kombat Punch

Based off of the video game series, Mortal Kombat, when a person quotes a phrase from the game in a real life situation you punch them in the arm as hard as you can.

Yo that bird just got hit by a firecracker!
Fatality!
*insert The Kombat Punch here*

by Shawn Fournier December 17, 2008

Needle Punch

Needle Punch is a reference to Vaginal or anal sexual intercourse. To Needle Punch, a male (giver) vigorously and repetitiously withdraws the full length of their shaft and the penile glans with each stroke and punches and thrusts the cock back into the orifice of their male or female lover (receiver). Needle Punch requires an extremely rigid, turgid and non-floppy cock and an extremely wet and gaping recipient. Needle Punching is very popular for its ability to sustain feelings of repeated plundering and violation during anal sex. Also known to induce squirting when performed vaginally.

Dana loved to be violated anally by her boyfriend. She loved nothing more than to have her rectum pillaged all night and for Carl to Needle Punch her brown button over and over. The feeling of being rectally violated turned her on immensely.

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

bastard-punch

Ten times better than the bitch-slap.

Dude 1: "Hey what happened to Plympton?"

Dude 2: "Called Alex a whore."

Dude 1: "So she bitch-slapped him?!"

Dude 2: "Worse. Bastard-punch."

Dude 1: "Damn."

by lightningbaroness March 1, 2010

QWERTY Punch

The action of punching an office work colleague in the back of the head with such force that they headbutt their keyboard leaving the "QWERTY" keys imprinted on their forehead

I overheard a colleague stating they would "Rip my work to shreds" so I QWERTY punched that bitch.

by cheesesliceking September 24, 2009