poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

When her ass is so tight you can barely poke your pinkey in it.

I was gonna fuck her up the ass but she was so tight all I could do was poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

by Jimmythejerk May 27, 2020

pucker factor number 9

A term that one uses to describe, and to discreetly convey in public, their urgency and need to visit a toilet to take a crap. Number nine is always used as the guage to describe the tightness of the sphincter, which conveys that the person is right on the edge of crapping their pants.

"Hey man, I have to get out of here fast - I've got pucker factor number 9"

by LuLu B. August 24, 2007

PeekABoo Pucker

Poking a family member in the butthole with out them puckering up

Jimmy got me in a game of peekaboo pucker I didn’t mean to tense up

by JimmyThewilly February 26, 2020

puckered gatekeeper

Butthole

i clenched tightly but the puckered gatekeeper betrayed me, releasing a silent but deadly one just as the elevator door slid shut.

by Thisscreennameblows October 6, 2016

pucker screen

Another word for your asshole.

yo, call stacy up, i wanna play with her ol pucker screen

by ajeezy May 31, 2007

Puckering Maltesers

The act of shiting oneself in fear so much that you can't retain control of your asshole and so little globs of malteser shaped poo come out uncontrollably.

Manchester United are puckering maltesers at the prospect of playing Manchest City today.

by SebilCrostar August 7, 2025

Pucker Punch

The act of punching your sexual partner in the butt-hole unexpectedly. Often performed during doggy-style.

I'm sorry baby, I got told you'd love a pucker punch and I just went all Maverick on ya.

by ShrewdSauce February 12, 2022