Basford-Pruning

Basford-Pruning is the act of grooming one self. Most often associated with the trimming of the pubic region, but can also mean a beard trim or hair cut. Most often used before a hot date or before an important occasion.

Guy One: You taking that girl out tonight?
Guy Two: Yeah, better get a jiffy on need to have a Basford-pruning before I meet her
Guy One: Hopeful of getting lucky then?
Guy Two: Always best to be prepared

by MrBDog84 August 29, 2013

Eat a prune

Eat a prune: What someone says when they want you to stop microaggressing.

You can’t say that to her. Eat a prune, John.

by Jamin D May 27, 2022

Pruning

Fingering someone's butthole for so long that your finger prunes, as if it has been submerged in water.

Max: What are your plans for later tonight?
David: I'm going to be pruning Zane until the sun comes up.
Max: Make sure to bring lotion for your fingers afterwards!

by ThomYorkePeppermintPatty November 19, 2023

Pruning

The act of slashing and flailing sharp pointy blades at plants (such as bushes, hedges, and certain types of flowers) until they look nicer.

Tim: I don’t like the way this bush looks
*Tim pulls out a variety of sharp blades with a murderous glint in his eye*
Tim: TIME TO START PRUNING

by MaybeLegalFireworksEnthusiast September 11, 2023

Prune juicing

When you soak your hands in a body for water (preferably warm) until your skin prunes solely for the purpose of masturbating afterwards

Nick: Hey Brennan! You almost done in the hot tub?
Brennan: give me a minute. I’m prune juicing

by Rayofsunshin3 February 5, 2021

Prune

Well, perfection is a synonym. That’s all you need to know.

Prune ? Omg you know her ? You’re a lucky bastard

by P12344 November 22, 2021

prune canyon

Bumhole, raisin cave, sultana well.

Wow you have a very tidy prune canyon

by Shanilla Ice October 27, 2019