Pisstrated

Extreme emotional disturbance causing the individual unable to speak.

I was so pisstrated when my old lady dropped my entire vial of acid.

by Jason Hapner September 5, 2003

prostate puncher

One who delves into the gloomy depths of either their own or another man's stinking shit lined anal cavity in search instant pleasure that they haven't experienced since their favourite uncle gave them a treat at the last family picnic behind the bushes.

Mike Bilsland was a prostate punching homo until he died off ass cancer

by cnuts16 February 16, 2004

prostate balloon

When your assfucking a girl, and she farts. The stank-ass fart goes up your dickhole and into your prostate, inflating it like a balloon.

I knew I should'nt have gotten her a second helping at taco bell... that bitch gave me the worst prostate balloon ive ever had!

by TZ January 7, 2005

Prostate princess

A slay pussy queen.

Ten is a prostate princess.

by Pussyqueeeeeeeen May 25, 2022

prostitexter

A guy that texts more than two girls at a time

"that guy from math class texted me.."

"OMG he texted me too"
"that prostitexter"

by ayyyylilsip January 23, 2017

prostate plunger

to suck violently at the male prostate

I totally gave my boyfriend prostate plunger.

by Christina O October 8, 2005

prostate juice

The male equivalent to grool, the thick white goo that some men produce during prostate stimulation. Looks like semen but thicker.

After I fisted him, I thought my hand was covered in poop, but when I looked, it was just prostate juice!

by bananaslugpoptart May 22, 2017