Any time you prevent yourself from getting fucked in the ass, either literally or figuratively, it is a prison victory, because only in prison is this considered a victory.
Reggie: We were outnumbered, but we worked hard and we blocked the committee from hiring Carrie's dipshit cousin. Thank God! I consider this a victory.
Bert: A victory? Are you kidding? You call not getting fucked in the ass a victory? Maybe that's a victory in prison. Yeah, that's it, it's a prison victory.
Reggie: Huh? A prison victory?
Bert: Yeah, cuz only in prison is it considered a victory when you don't get fucked in the ass. Anywhere else, you just take it for granted, you don't even think about it. You don't go to sleep at night and think, "thank God, I didn't get fucked in the ass today." But in prison, each day that goes by without getting fucked in the ass is a victory. All we did was avoid getting fucked in the ass. All we got was a prison victory.
Reggie: Damn, bro. Damn.
Bert: A victory? Are you kidding? You call not getting fucked in the ass a victory? Maybe that's a victory in prison. Yeah, that's it, it's a prison victory.
Reggie: Huh? A prison victory?
Bert: Yeah, cuz only in prison is it considered a victory when you don't get fucked in the ass. Anywhere else, you just take it for granted, you don't even think about it. You don't go to sleep at night and think, "thank God, I didn't get fucked in the ass today." But in prison, each day that goes by without getting fucked in the ass is a victory. All we did was avoid getting fucked in the ass. All we got was a prison victory.
Reggie: Damn, bro. Damn.
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1. So drunk, one gets thrown in jail
2.pertaining to or caused by extreme intoxication or intoxicated persons.
3. outrageous inebriattion
1. So drunk, one gets thrown in jail
2.pertaining to or caused by extreme intoxication or intoxicated persons.
3. outrageous inebriattion
-"Did you see Will and Zach at the fair?"
-"Who didn't? They were go-to-prison drunk."
or..
They were throwing children through walls aka go-to-prison drunk.
-"Who didn't? They were go-to-prison drunk."
or..
They were throwing children through walls aka go-to-prison drunk.
by OhGeeP April 17, 2011
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the "catcher" in gay prison sex; the submissive
sometimes gets pimped out for some smokes, a jug of toilet wine, and a Snickers
the "catcher" in gay prison sex; the submissive
sometimes gets pimped out for some smokes, a jug of toilet wine, and a Snickers
"We is cell mates and being cell mates is like being marries. What do you wanna be -- the husband or the wife?"
"The husband ..."
"Then come over here AND SUCK YOUR WIFE'S DICK or I'll stab your ass, prison bitch!"
"The husband ..."
"Then come over here AND SUCK YOUR WIFE'S DICK or I'll stab your ass, prison bitch!"
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Oswald State Prison or Oz, is really fictional prison, they just sugar-coat about what prison life is really like.
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