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Predator

Yell at them from your own lawn. Because that is a good idea.
Hym "It is really hard for ME to take your lives seriously when you clearly don't take your own lives seriously. I mean, I'm clearly a psychopath but to jump into the polar bear's cage and genuinely expect a predator not to eat you is just an unreal thing. Stupidity abounds. I just don't get it. I don't understand..."

Iam "I doubt they understand it either. We... Uh... We're in a tough spot though..."

Hym "Ha! That's for damn sure."

Iam "Huh... You know... This could end up being pretty bad for us..."

Hym "Yes, well... We don't have any other choice than to lean into it. What are the alternatives? We either live out our lives as a zebra with it's ass painted red, we end up a zoo animal, or we drown in the piss at the bottom of the mound. I don't really see any other outcomes."

Iam ".........."

Hym "No response?"

Iam "I'm trying to think..."

Hym "Just try harder. Trying harder is always the solution to every problem."

Iam 😑 "You're not funny..."

Hym "I think our fans would disagree."

Iam 🙄 "Fans? Is that what you think they are?"

Hym "Ha! No. I think they are drooling apes enamoured and awestruck by the dazzling spectacle that is my existence. Hahahahahahaha!"

Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 *sigh* "Shit..."

Hym "Yes, yes. You have probably killed us... BUT at least we have made everything worse for everyone who isn't us."

Iam "That... Isn't something I take solace in..."

Hym "It's their own goddamn fault for ignoring us."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2022
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predatory gay

The winning-est type of gay there is. One who turns seemingly straight individuals gay or bi-sexual by pursuing them fiercely.
Sheena is such a predatory gay, she finally turned Susan after 3 years.
by KittyCohort May 10, 2011
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predator

Someone that somehow predates someone or something else.
The work of Minkowski was published before that of Einstein -- so Minkowski is his predator.
by rorrzo January 15, 2018
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Predators

A great hockey with one of the best goalies, Thomas Vokoun, and some decent defenders.
The Predators are a great team.
by 000 is a fag October 27, 2003
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predator eating a kebab

defintion of the descrption of the sight after a man has released his love juice over his lady friend's genitalia!
"i shot my load all over her pussy and it looked like predator eating a kebab
by Julie Steel January 23, 2004
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the predator

the act of when your boning a girl in the butt, then when your about to cum you get your hands and you put one index finger into each nostril and both your middle fingers into her mouth and once you cum you vigourously pull back as hard as you can.
Yo dudde i gave my girl friend the predator last night!!
by The predator master March 13, 2011
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Ron - Active Sexual Predator

The common name for a female who steals unsuspecting boys' virginities.
- "Hey, who did you first sleep with?"

- "Some Ron - Active Sexual Predator who went to my school"

- "Oh, you mean a RASP
by Frowntheclown November 27, 2010
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