present them

The perfect reply when one is insultingly instructed by another individual to "suck their balls", usually leaving the opponent speechless and oneself victorious in argument.

Parent: "I thought I told you to clean that room!?"

Child: "Suck my balls!!"

Parent (calmly): "Present them.."

Child: "..." (proceeds to do as told, dumbstruck).

by dmince93 May 8, 2011

pretentious twat waffle

A deuschy, annoying, pretentious ass hole who is full of himself and thinks his shit doesn't stink. His natural habitat is someplace "you've probably never heard of" He may look and smell like a hipster but in reality he just uses that as a ploy. Don't trust him. He also is a know-it-all who womanizes (hot) females by taking them out on expensive dates for 3-4 months, telling them how awesome they are, then hooks up with them and never calls them again, but can still be sighted staring at their magnificent hineys.

Baldwin Bonilla is a pretentious twat waffle, especially when he wears the cat pants.

by word woman July 24, 2014

100 percent

Total agreement.

Ann: "The city and all the volunteers have done a great job with this recycling, composting and gardening project."

Mike: "100 percent."

by yes juanito yes November 6, 2014

1 percent

The elite, the cowards that laugh at us everyday for living a modern day slavery life in which we work hard labor that will keep the wheel spinning while they sit back and enjoy their trillions and infinite amount of dollars or other currencies. WAKE UP PEOPLE it's time we bring justice to this world and figure out what we can do so these fuckers will stop monopolizing the world and we can all be free from this modern day slavery!

It's fucked up that all these sheep are manipulated and controlled by the 1 percent so that they keep all the riches and goods while we fight for the scraps. slavery control revolution

by Puto Loco March 3, 2016

90 percent

It is said that 90% of men masturbate and 60% of women, due to a some study a few years ago. Or 90% of the people admit to jacking off and the other 10% just lie about it.

Jeez, he 90 percents all the time so he doesn't get anything done.

by Hugh Ghass December 1, 2007

Percentage

Money, revenue, profit. As in 'percentage of take'; points.

"There's ain't no percentage in shooting the guy."

by Dinar November 15, 2007

percentage advantage

The deciding factor of who gets the car phone charger. The lowest battery power always gets the charging port first.

Hand over the the charger quick before my phone goes dead!. At five percent battery I've got the percentage advantage on you guys.

by The wild wes January 17, 2015