Thinking with Portals

Technically used (obviously) for using Portals in a clever way, However this phrase may be used to describe thinking out of the box in general, or a replacement for that phrase. So basically it functions as a synonym for Thinking out of the box. Often used as "Now you're thinking with portals!" etc.

Guy1:"what you doin bob?"
Bob: "Just Thinking with portals"

Guy3: Maybe we can do (something really awesome and original that I can't think of right now)
Guy4: Now your Thinking with Portals!!

by Doom_Marine September 1, 2010

postle

1. To give someone a quick grope, generally to the buttock or breast area.

2. The word you shout when you postle someone.

"Chris just postled my arse!"

"POSTLE!"

by moobs December 7, 2013

stink portal

anus

"I bent your mother over, and put it in her stink portal."

by Doctor Handsome June 30, 2008

Hindrocket Postulate

As the wingnuttiness of a crowd increases, the likelihood that they will be unintentionally homoerotic increases exponentially.

You: Hey, why are all those anti-tax nutjobs talking about teabagging? I didn't know that they like getting their balls sucked.

Me: They don't, they just happened to choose a gay sex act as the name of their movement.

You: Oh, I guess that's just the Hindrocket Postulate at work.

by Earl2 April 10, 2009

Postage

Relaxing and enjoying life, in the moment.

Kicking the fuck back.

"Dude, look at that guy chilling in the hammock. That's some major postage"

by Replicat January 3, 2014

king of the portal

A title earned by the flash animator who receives the most portal awards for his or her work within a month on newgrounds. This only applies to Daily, Weekly and Review Crew awards. Although StrawberryClock does not meet the above criteria, he is the unofficial King Of The Portal.

Sad but true, Strawberry is the king of the portal

by Sylvalant April 18, 2006

Postel

Verb: Acting as if knowledge flows out of ones mouth with every breath taken. While in reality usually being wrong on 80% of a topic.

The state of Georgia has the number one water park in the world out of the top ten developing nations in the top 40 of the world.

that guy is pulling a postel

by captain state the obvious December 7, 2010